Links that say "don't click here" are more often clicked upon than those that say "click here". It's bizarre, but it's something I'll keep in mind if I ever go into marketing.

    Those of you who have inadvisedly clicked on this link before will notice that I've changed the page. I've replaced my former page one with this page, because people kept reading my bizarre self-serving ramblings instead of my slightly more appropriate self-serving ramblings with an eye towards amusing others. To remedy this, I now will send people in the correct direction.