‘Sup dudes. I lost my glasses. They are brown Ray-Bans and the brown goes from lighter to darker in a fade from the bottom of the lens up to the top. They most likely were found in a brown leather case. I need these back because my parents got those for me before college and they have mad SV* for me… Please let me know if you found them. They would either be in Paresky, Carter, Spencer, or any other location I could have stumbled through last Fn**. If you get them to me, or put them in my SU Box (3051) with ur name on a piece of paper, I’ll make you a BT*** as a way of thanking you. I’m serious though, I want them back, and if you don’t like BT’s then we can go through a list and I’ll make you what you want…

Thanks

Yours truly,
Nabil…do

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