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Audrey Bell
From the moment Tera Bell was born in Cheyenne Canyon, Colorado, she showed amazing promise as an organic farmer. Once her parents realized her name sounded like "terrible" and renamed her Audrey she fared even better. She spent a year with the majestic caribou, from whom she learned to wander and eat all day . While her attempts at energy healing have been utter failures, she communes daily with Goddess Earth Mother. She hates the internet, but could spend all day watching tragic accidents on youtube. This vegan demi-goddess is truly a fearsome woman to behold, and if any man wishes to claim her he must be skilled at carpentry, medicine, mountain lore, and beard-growing.
