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Official Williams College Mucho Macho Moocow Marching Band Cheer Sheet

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General Cheers

Seduce them, seduce them.
Lay them all over the field.

First and ten,
Do it again!

Field goal kick,
Touchdown pass,
Come on, Williams,
Move your feet!

Progress the ball, progress the ball,
Perambulate over the turf.

We're not nasty, we're not mean,
We'll even root for the other team.
Go, Maggots, go! Go, Maggots, go!

Rah rah ree,
Kick them in the knee,
Rah rah ras,
Kick them in the other knee.

Give me an E..X..L..A..X!
What's that spell?
EXLAX!
What's that make you do?
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Ice cold beer
Makes you want to cheer.
Ice cold gin
Makes you want to win.
Ice cold duck
Makes you want to ffffffffight!
(or: Makes you want to Beat Amherst!)

Actual Defense Cheers

Fumble the ball, fumble the ball,
Embarrass yourself and your team.

Repulse them, repulse them,
Make them relinquish the ball.

e^x dx dx, e^x dx
Cosine secant tangent sine,
Come on Williams, hold that line!

Interception, contraception,
Stop that ball.

Abstinence, celibacy,
Don't let them score.

Prophylactic, contraceptive,
We want safety!

Divest, divest,
Divest them of the ball.

Sophocles, Pericles, Peloponnesian War,
x^2, y^2, H2SO4,
3.14159,
Come on Williams,
Hold that line!

Blood Cheers

Blood, blood,
Blood makes the grass grow!

Kill kill, hate hate,
Strangle, mangle, mutilate!

Hit him again, hit him again,
He likes it, he likes it!

Boom chugalugaluga, boom chugalugaluga,
Hit him in the groin with a brick! (uh!)

Give me a F..E..M..U..R..S!
What's that spell?
Femurs!
What do you do with them?
Break them! Break them!

When We're Losing (rare as it is)

SAT's, SAT's,
We've got higher SAT's.

That's all right, that's okay,
You'll all work for us someday.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! (insert appropriate word here)
examples:
Crud!
Phooey!
Boom!

School Specific

Hit him high, hit him low,
Hit him in the Middlebury.

Continentals, Continentals,
You're our breakfast!
(Hamilton)

Wesleyan, Wesleyan,
You've got no hope!
You've got the cardinals,
We've got the pope!

If I had a low IQ,
I could go to Amherst too!

Amherst, Amherst, don't be blue,
Oedipus loved his mother too!

God made rivers,
God made lakes,
God made Amherst,
We all make mistakes.

Ammmmmm-Hurst,
Ammmmmm-Hurst,
Ammmmmm-Hurst...
YOU SUCK!!

Cheers That Don't Exactly Relate To Football

WI! ... WI!
LL! ... LL!
AMS! ... AMS!
What's that spell?
WILLAMS!!
(In response to previous)
Give me an I!
I!
Thank you.

Indefatigable, indefatigable,
We are surely indefatigable.

Williams Band,
The band that rocks.
Our cheers don't rhyme,
But we're still good.

Enunciate, Articulate,
We can surely mwauhahghghgh.

We are the great kazooists!
The finest in the land!
We've gone beyond sheet music!
We're the scapegoats of the band!
The brass thinks we're woodwinds,
The woodwinds think we're brass,
The percussion thinks we're crazy--
They can shove it up their....uh....nose.

Just Plain Obnoxious

We have points,
Yes we do.
We have points,
How 'bout YOU?

We've got spirit,
We've got guts,
We've got your team by the
nose.

Watermelon, watermelon,
Watermelon, rind.
Look at the scoreboard,
See who's behind!
You, you, you, you...

Ice cream sundae,
Banana split,
We think your team plays like
SHIFT to the left,
SHIFT to the right,
Stand up, sit down,
Fight fight fight!

Ref Cheers

The ref's a wonderful guy,
The ref's a wonderful guy,
The check is in the mail,
The check is in the mail.

1) Oh ref, we beg to differ
2) Oh ref, you are mistaken
3) The ref picks his nose
4) The ref wets his bed
5) The ref drinks alone
6) The ref clones his sheep
7) The ref lied about Monica
8) The ref beats his wife
9) The ref beats his mistress
10) The ref beats himself
11) The refs beat each other
12) The ref beats his sheep

Got a rope, got a tree,
All we need is a referee!

Elevator, Elevator,
We got the shaft!

Nuts and bolts,
Nuts and bolts,
We got screwed!

Give Me A Yell

Give me a Y..E..L..L!
What's that spell?
A yell, a yell, a great substantial yell!
And when we yell we yell like hell,
And this is what the hell we yell:
Amen. Amen.
Amendiego, San Diego,
Baby in a high chair
Who put her up there?
Ma, Pa, Sis Boom Bah.
Ishcah, Bishcah,
Hit them in the kishcah.
Stand on your head,
Stand on your feet,
Williams, Williams, can't be beat!
Goooooooooooooo Williams!

Ode To Eph

(sung to "Ode to Joy")

We're the Ephmen,
We're from Williams,
We're demure and civilized.
We have money, we have futures,
We have classy purple ties.
We are cultured and exalted,
These are things that YOU are not.
Walk beside me, O my brother,
Just be sure to bow a lot.

(Trinity ending:
We are cultured and exalted,
These are things you cannot be.
You are scaly, unwashed heathen,
'Cause you go to Trinity.)