| 326 | I've Got Ives in My Pants aka Pull My Schoenberg aka My Mussorgsky is 12 Inches Long aka Debussy (For Her Pleasure) aka Faster Beethoven Kill Kill aka Baby Got Bach
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| 297 | Why Did Those Seagulls Take My Sister?
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| 283 | Every Day is Hallowen When You Break Up Children and Steal Their Candy
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| 275 | Aim Here For God
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| 257 | I May Be Love's Bitch, But at Least I'm Man Enough to Admit It
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| 247 | Saccus Milibus Irriatorum (bad Latin for "A Sack of Angry Badgers")
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| 234 | It's a Little Like Wife Swapping (*Best Freshman Team)
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| 233 | I'm an Ancient Chinese Penis Monger (*Freshmen)
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| 216 | Tastes Like Turtles
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| 163 | Fitch 'n Crew (*Freshmen)
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| 84 | The Manhattan Skyliners |
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| 54 | I Am Evil Homer |
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| 48 | Squishy Cow
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| 47 | Grandma Eyre's Freedom Fighters
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| 32 | You're Almost Gone, Joe DiMaggio
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| 20 | Jeff Bolas is Finally Getting Some Action
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| 14 | A Rump Shaker of Epic Proportions
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| 14 | Tasmanian Tree Biters of the North
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| 13 | Elizabethans Concert Tonight at 8:30 at Thompson Chapel
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| 12 | Brendan Byrnes Can Kiss My Ass
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| 11 | Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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| 11 | Boom Tomorrow
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| 10 | Anne Bakes
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| 9 | Marry Me, David Duchovny
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| 8 | Dwight Clark Blows
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| 7 | Bob Ross Seniors Suck...and Andy Kyle is a Big Gay Bastard
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| 6 | I Defend my PhD Thesis Today, and All I Got Was This Lousy Trivia Team
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| 6 | Scott Canty is Dead, But His Gourd Lives On
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| 5 | Andy Kyle is Big and Gay, Love John
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| 5 | So Much for the 84-Year Breathing Streak
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| 5 | I Can Do Anything Because I'm a Master of Time
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| 5 | Today You Remind Me of a Small Mexican Chihuahua
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| 4 | Caught Ganz Sleeping
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| 4 | If Derek Doesn't Show, I'm Outta Here!
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| 4 | I Hunger for the Fist |
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| 4 | I Want to Touch the Llama
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| 4 | It's a Marvelous Day at the Porkypine Racetrack
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| 4 | Scott Canty is a Soft, Mewly, Watery-Eyed Little Momma's Boy
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| 3 | Adam Schreiber is the One True ---
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| 3 | The Jingle Cats are Back in POG Form!
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| 3 | The Man Who ---
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| 2 | Buffy the Produce Slayer
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| 2 | Freshly-Scented Soap to Cleanse the Irish
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| 2 | People Trying to Get Away from Dom Grillo
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| 2 | Do Farts Have Lumps?
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| 2 | Greg Black. No Shirt. Wet. Yeah.
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| 2 | Guava by a Mile
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| 2 | I Hate Grapes. I Can't Stand Grapes. I Loathe Grapes, All Kinds of Grapes. I Hate Purple Grapes, I Hate Green Grapes. I Hate Grapes With Seeds, I Hate Grapes Without Seeds. I Hate Them Peeled, and Not Peeled. I Hate Grapes in Bunches, One at a Time, or In Groups of Twos and Threes. I Fucking Hate Grapes!
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| 2 | If I Seduce the DJ, ---
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| 2 | Improper Usage of Kian's Buttocks
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| 2 | Mike Sullivan -- He Has Extremely Large Breasts
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| 2 | Gravity is a Harsh Mistress
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| 2 | The Pant'em Menace |
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| 2 | You Don't Need Pants for the Victory Dance
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| 2 | Play Kiss, Or We Kill the Queen
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| 2 | The Allegations Concerning Rich Flynn's Sexual Behavior are False
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| 2 | Scott Canty Gets His Kicks Above the Waistline, Baby
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| 2 | Scott Canty Can Kiss My Ass
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| 2 | Scott Canty is Phil Gramm's Bitch
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| 2 | See my Sherbet
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| 2 | Shave My Legs with a Bowie Knife
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| 2 | Steve Loves Sarah
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| 2 | The Naked Blood Goats from Hell
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| 2 | WARP May Be Winning, But We Have Greg
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| 2 | Red Hot Wolf Nipple Chips
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| 1 | Night of 1,000 Wedgies
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| 1 | Isn't His Name "Bitch Flynn"?
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| 1 | Behold the Power of Cheese
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| 1 | Dr. Elliott, I Presume
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| 1 | It's Time to Drink Beer from Vats the Size of Rhode Island
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| 1 | Exploding Pancreas Explodes in Zimbabwe
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| 1 | Granted, ---
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| 1 | Jeff McMahon is a Traitor
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| 1 | Nuke an Gay Whale for Jesus
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| 1 | The Python Team is Not Dead Yet (*from Maryland)
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| 1 | (But It Was Coughing Up Blood Last Night) (*from Maryland)
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| 1 | Real Kittens Sing 20 Holiday Classics!
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| 1 | Rich Flynn -- the Magic 8-Ball Says It Will Be So
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| 1 | Rich Flynn is a Pasty Mama's Boy
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| 1 | Shoehorn with Teeth
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| 1 | South Park Cows
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| 1 | Shut Up, Steve's Not Dead (*Freshmen)
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| 1 | Swing for the Light, Joe
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| 1 | You Can't Get Arrested for Going Up Wayne's Shirt
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| 1 | A Long Time Ago in the Frosty North Pole, Nine Little Kittens Were Born on Christmas Eve at Santa's House
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| 0 | The Phantom Menace
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