Questions | Contest Main Page

Famous Last Words

Quotations

(Final words before dying; some fictional, some not)

  1. "Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
    Karl Marx

  2. "I desire to go to hell and not to heaven. In the former place, I shall encounter princes while in the latter are only beggars, monks, and apostles."
    Machiavelli

  3. "Slaves...I am surrounded by slaves"
    Frederick the Great (II)

  4. "Go to Minas Tirith and save my people. I have failed."
    Boromir

  5. "Light! More light!"

    Goethe

  6. "Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?
    Socrates

  7. "Go away. I'm all right."
    H.G. Wells

  8. "This is the fourth?"
    Thomas Jefferson

  9. "For the love of God, Montresor!"
    Fortunato

  10. "I meddled in things that man must leave alone."
    The Invisible Man

  11. "...the fog is rising..."
    Emily Dickinson

  12. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
    Cody Jarrett

  13. "And now, I am dying beyond my means."
    Oscar Wilde

  14. "Which is better--to have rules and agree, or to hunt and kill?"
    Piggy

  15. "Timshel!"
    Adam Trask

  16. "All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!"
    Henry VIIII

  17. "Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Yeah."
    Timothy Leary

  18. "Only one man ever understood me. And he didn't understand me."
    Hegel

Books

Name the book; characters are not necessary.

  1. Of course he won't mind/When he finds that he has/A circus behind.
    If I Ran the Circus

  2. History will call us wives.
    Dune

  3. "How nice of the doctor to save it for us," said the man in the yellow hat. "And NOW we can finish the puzzle."
    Curious George

  4. I don't like the design of your new menhirs! Let's keep it Gaulish.
    Asterix and Cleopatra

  5. As long as Rome is the Eternal City, these lines shall echo from the lips of men, as long as poetry speaks true on earth, that immortality is mine to wear.
    Ovid's Metamorphoses

  6. If some spark does set the keg afire, it will be a senseless tragedy of ignorant against ignorant, injustice answering injustice--a holocaust that will drag down the innocent and right thinking masses of human beings. Then we will all pay for not having cried justice long ago.
    Black Like Me

  7. And I thought about the Angel of the Lord--Gladys, with her skinny legs and her dirty sneakers sticking out from under her robe, yelling at all of us everywhere, "Hey! Unto you a child is born!"
    The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

  8. Miss Bianca, reunited with the Boy and once again domiciled in her Porcelain Pagoda, was happy too. It was really the life that suited her best. But they none of them forgot each other, or their famous adventure in the Black Castle.
    The Rescuers

  9. "Anything to eat?" said Charlie. "Oh, you just wait and see!"
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

  10. And somehow, Sara felt as though she understood her, though she said so little and only stood still and looked and looked after her as she went out of the shop with the Indian Gentleman and they got into the carriage and drove away.
    A Little Princess

  11. It was the devious cruising Rachel, that in her retracing search after her missing children, only found another orphan.
    Moby Dick

  12. "Me too," quoth Harvey Cheyne.
    Captains Courageous

  13. Slouching hopefully toward Tadfield...forever.
    Good Omens

  14. Zedd gave the boundary warden a sidelong glance. "Because she knows more about the underworld than anyone alive."
    Wizard's First Rule

  15. But the Third Reich had passed into history.
    Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

  16. How ironic, Ignatius thought. Taking the pigtail into one of his paws, he pressed it warmly into his wet moustache.
    A Confederacy of Dunces

  17. He raised his hand and over the desolate earth he traced in space the sign of the dollar.
    Atlas Shrugged

  18. Who knows but that, on the lower frequencies, I speak for you?
    Invisible Man

  19. "on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars."
    Blue Mars

  20. It was there that we emerged, to see--once more--the stars.
    The Inferno

  21. She looked up and across the barn, and her lips came together, and smiled mysteriously.
    The Grapes of Wrath

  22. Hazel followed, and together they slipped away, running easily down through the wood, where the first primroses were beginning to bloom.
    Watership Down

  23. Now everybody--
    Gravity's Rainbow

  24. To the everlasting glory of the infantry.
    Starship Troopers

  25. A man can stand up.
    Johnny Tremaine

  26. Charlotte was both.
    Charlotte's Web

  27. I soon go to rest in the paradise of God, until my spirit and body shall again reunite, and I am brought triumphant through the air, to meet you before the pleasing bar of the Great Jehovah, the Eternal Judge. Amen.
    Book of Mormon

  28. Oh my girls, however long you may live, I never can wish you a greater happiness than this!
    Little Women

  29. My mother was an ape, and of course she couldn't tell me much about it. I never knew who my father was.
    Tarzan of the Apes

  30. And oh, Aunt Em! I'm so glad to be home again!
    The Wizard of Oz

  31. Over the river a golden ray of sun came through the hosts of leaden rain clouds.
    Pilgrim's Progress

  32. "Goodnight, Papa," I said. "We had thirteen sad years." That was all I could say, so I just turned and walked away from a patch of grassless land.
    A Day No Pigs Would Die

  33. It was Tao, returning for his old friend, that they might end their journey together.
    The Incredible Journey

  34. For you see, in Ireland, there is no future, only the past happening over and over.
    Trinity

  35. Strike up, pipers.
    Much Ado About Nothing

  36. South-south-west, south, south-east, east.
    Brave New World

  37. A crackle of static emerged and then the petty officer's voice--Mooring.
    Hunt for Red October

  38. It was a small white chicken feather.
    Dragons of Autumn Twilight

  39. Only so will we receive, only so find, and only so will the door be opened to us. Amen.
    Confessions of Saint Augustine

  40. He passed on unsuspecting and deadly, like a pest in a street full of men.
    Secret Agent

  41. The knife came down, missing him by inches, and he took off.
    Catch-22

  42. "Well, I would like to make another trip," he said, jumping to his feet, "but I really don't know when I'll have time. There's just so much to do right here."
    The Phantom Tollbooth

  43. Now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the Great Story which no one on earth has read: which goes on forever: in which each chapter is better than the one before.
    The Last Battle

  44. But that is not fate's way: Lotus died in childbirth within a year of her marriage.
    Dream of the Red Chamber

  45. "The field's cut!" Helen cried excitedly--"the big meadow! We've seen to the very end, and it'll be such a crop of hay as never!"
    Howard's End

  46. "My place," Zeeny offered. "Let's get the hell out of here." "I'm coming," he answered her, and turned away from the view.
    The Satanic Verses

Epitaphs

(Who lies under these words?)

  1. Satchmo
    Louis Armstrong

  2. Oh All Ye Fowls of/The Air, Bless Ye the/Lord; Praise Him and Magnify/ Him Forever
    Audubon

  3. America's Favorite Cowboy
    Gene Autry

  4. Justice of the Peace, Law West of the Pecos
    Judge Roy Bean

  5. He thinketh no evil
    Henry Ward Beecher

  6. The Boy Bandit King/He died as he had lived
    Billy The Kid

  7. "That's All Folks"
    Mel Blanc

  8. And the beat goes on
    Sonny Bono

  9. Statesman, Yet Friend to Truth: of Soul Sincere, in Action, Faithful, and in Honor, Clean
    William Jennings Bryan

  10. The Entertainer--He did it all
    Sammy Davis Jr.

  11. A Gentle Man and a Gentleman
    Jack Dempsey

  12. Steel true, blade straight/ *******, Patriot, physician, and a man of letters.
    Arthur Conan Doyle

  13. So we beat on, boats against this current, born back ceaselessly into the past
    F. Scott Fitzgerald

  14. The Iron Brigade rears this block of granite to a beloved commander
    John Gibbon

  15. In the great cause of good government
    James Forrestal

  16. I had a lover's quarrel with the world
    Robert Frost

  17. Call Me Trimtab
    Buckminster Fuller

  18. The mightiest ballad singer of this or any other century. He lies on through his art.
    Burl Ives

  19. Novelist--Citizen of Two Countries--Interpreter of his generation on both sides of the sea
    Henry James

  20. He died in Bed
    Doc Holliday

  21. Hear Underneath this laitl Stean/ Laz *****/ Ne'er arcir ver as hie sa geud/ And pipul kaul im ******/Sich utlawz az he an iz men/Vil England nivr si agen
    Robin Hood

  22. Gave his left arm at Churubusco, Mexico August 18, 1847 and his life at Chantilly, VA 1862
    Phil Kearny

  23. Here lies one whose name was writ in water
    Keats

  24. Then conquer we must when our cause it it just and this be our motto: "In God We Trust"
    Francis Scott Key

  25. Free at last, Free at last, Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last
    Martin Luther King, Jr.

  26. In another time and place, he would have been called prophet
    Sam Kinison

  27. Founder of Jeet Kune Do
    Bruce Lee

  28. Everybody loves somebody sometime
    Dean Martin

  29. The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker
    Richard Nixon

  30. Even amidst fierce flames, the golden lotus must be planted
    Sylvia Plath

  31. The Artist must elect to fight for freedom or for slavery. I have made my choice. I had no alternative.
    Paul Robeson

  32. A dynamic innovative leader who captured America's imagination. He was a builder of champions, in football and in life. 105 wins, 12 losses, 5 ties.
    Knute Rockne

  33. Freed from slavery by his friend Taylor Blow
    Dred Scott

  34. The Best Is Yet To Come
    Frank Sinatra

  35. The Master Has Won
    Muddy Waters

  36. Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself into our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
    John Wayne

  37. Cast a Cold Eye/On Life On Death/Horseman Pass By
    W. B. Yeats

Television

  1. What were the last words spoken in Cheers?
    We're Closed

  2. What are the last words spoken in the Krusty Gets Cancelled Simpsons episode?
    To Krusty, the greatest entertainer in the world...except maybe that guy.

  3. The last words in this series were "And somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on Ace, we've got work to do." Name it.
    Dr. Who

  4. What were the last words Henry Blake said to Radar before he left the 4077th?

  5. Production companies are generally the last thing you see in a show. Give the production companies for these shows. (20th Century Fox is not a production company, by the way.)

    1. Space: Above and Beyond
      Hard Eight Productions

    2. Futurama
      The Curiosity Company

    3. The Oprah Winfrey Show
      Harpo Productions

    4. Late Night with David Letterman
      Worldwide Pants

    5. Family Guy
      Fuzzy Door Productions

    6. King of the Hill
      Judgemental Productions

Movies

  1. What is the last phrase spoken by Tommy DeVito in Goodfellas?
    You better be good now or I'm gonna come back and kick your butt.

  2. Whose last words are these? "No, no, you can't get away! From Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
    Khan Noonian Singh

  3. And these? "Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!"
    Fireball (Running Man)

  4. What were Captain Kirk's last words?
    It was fun.

  5. In the X-Files Movie, someone had the last words "Trust No One." Who?
    Deep Throat

  6. "Mein Fuehrer! I can walk!" Name the character and the movie.
    Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Strangelove

  7. What is the last phrase spoken by Audrey II in the 1986 Little Shop of Horrors?
    Aw, sh*t!

  8. "That's right, Matrix, you did." Name the character and the movie.
    Sully in Commando

  9. "I wish I could have seen Montana." Name the character and the movie.
    Valisi Borodin in Hunt for Red October

  10. "I hope the Pacific is as blue as it is in my dreams. I hope." Name the movie.
    The Shawshank Redemption

  11. "Xi was beginning to think he would never find the end of the earth. Then, one day, suddenly, there it was." Name the movie.
    The Gods Must Be Crazy

  12. "But you don't understand! I'm a man!" "Well, nobody's perfect." Name the movie.
    Some Like It Hot

Miscellaneous

  1. Briefly describe the endings of the following games:

    1. Final Fantasy 3 (US)

    2. Might and Magic VI

    3. Street Fighter (when playing Fei Long)

  2. "What's that you say? You say today is Saturday? Goodbye, I'm going out to play!"
    Sick, Shel Silverstein

  3. "Til human voices wake us, and we drown."
    Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, TS Eliot

  4. "To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."
    Ulysses, Alfred Lord Tennyson

  5. Essay: What are the classiest/funniest last words you can think of?