| 315 | Can't.....Do....Plaid (thud)
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| 295 | The Weak and Cowardly Have No Place in Shuffleboard
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| 219 | Indefatigable Brobdingnagian Floccinaucinihilipilificatrices
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| 201 | Resistance is Futile
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| 200 | Butt
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| 192 | Chaos Theory (top freshman team)
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| 179 | Slow Children at Play
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| 168 | The Thin Red Line/ Let's Get a Taco (2 teams that joined mid-contest)
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| 122 | Asswipe Jones
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| 11 | The Turkey of Our Affliction
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| 10 | Anything So I Can Stop Writing This Paper
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| 10 | There's a Crisis in My Pants
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| 6 | Bugsy
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| 4 | Doctor Puri-Puri, the Talking Piece of Excrement
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| 4 | Get Dom Grillo Out of My Pants
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| 4 | Unemployed in Greenland
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| 2 | We Win, and We Move It Back Where It Belongs
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| 2 | Tasmanian Tree Biters of the North
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| 2 | The Lights Remind Us of a Subway Stop
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| 2 | We've Bonded Enough
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| 2 | Let the Dumb Gorilla Stay in His Pants
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| 2 | Hi, Tom! Thanks for Driving Us to the Airport
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| 1 | Chip in the Head for Price Discrimination
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| 1 | Phil D. Grave
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| 1 | Silly Women Who Can't Tell Whizzo Butter from a Dead Crab
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| 0 | We'll Blow All of You For Ten Extra Points (they didn't)
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