| 1 | Vance Degeneres |
| 2 | Mo Rocca |
| 3 | Steve Carrell |
| 4 | Samantha Bee |
| 5 | Aasif Mandvi |
| 6 | Larry Willmore |
| 7 | Beth Littleford |
| 8 | Gitmo |
| 9 | Kristen Schaal |
| 10 | Rob Corrdry |
| 11 | Indecision 2004 |
| 12 | Mess O'Potamia |
| 13 | You Don't Know Dick |
| 14 | The Best Fucking News Team on the Planet |
| 15 | Jon Stewart Touches Children |
| 16 | Jim Cramer |
| 17 | Chris Matthews |
| 18 | Tucker Carlson/Paul Begala |
| 19 | Betsy McCaughey |
| 20 | John Yoo |
| 21 | Thomas Jefferson |
| 22 | The Third Duchess of Kent |
| 23 | "Did You Know" is copyrighted by another publisher |
| 24 | Brian Williams; Ted Koppel |
| 25 | "Morning Joe"; Starbucks |
| 26 | Esteban Colberto |
| 27 | Romulan Stephen Colbert (extra point for S't'ephen Kh'olbe'r't) |
| 28 | Formidable Opponent |
| 29 | Ching Chong Ding Dong |
| 30 | Tek Jansen |
| 31 | Better Know a District |
| 32 | Cheating Death (with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA) |
| 33 | Where in the World and When in Time is Stephen Colbert Gonna Be in the Persian Gulf? |
| 34 | Threatdown |
| 35 | Stephen Colbert's Skate Expectations (Kicking Ice and Taking Donations on the Slippey Slippery Down the Icy Path to the Frozen Road Up to Vancouver '010) |
| 36 | "Charlene (Right Behind You)" |
| 37 | The Decembrists; Peter Frampton |
| 38 | "Singing in Korean"; a dance-off |
| 39 | Nutmeg; John Legend |
| 40 | Alicia Keys; "Empire State of Mind" |
| 41 | Barry Manilow |
| 42 | The Hulk impaling a bear with an American Flag |
| 43 | To alternately praise old people and hide criticisms of them |
| 44 | The "Homosexuals" and "Immigrants" chapters; a moustache |
| 45 | His gun, Sweetness |
| 46 | South Carolina; Doritos |
| 47 | Wrist-Strong |
| 48 | His luxury sperm |
| 49 | Sheep, gold, and women |
| 50 | Elephants; that their population had tripled in Africa |
| 51 | "Clusterfuck to the White House" and "Democralypse Now (The Delightful Dismemberment of the Democratic Hopescape)" |
| 52 | Conan O'Brien; who "made" Mike Huckabee |
| 53 | Even Stephven |
| 54 | Appalachian turd miner |
| 55 | A California retirement community that was attempting to incorporate (dubbed "Grandfatherland") |
People did quite well on Hour 7; I was worried this might be too specialized. An unfortunately high number of people confused Larry Willmore and Wyatt Cenac, confused North and South Carolina, and lots of people (Googling, I assume) picked songs from the Colbert special that were not at all sultry ballads in the way that John Legend's 'Nutmeg' is. I was happy that many people wrote 'Maniloooooooooooooooooooooooooow!' for 41, and the variety of ways people expressed the title to 'Skate Expectations...' and the nature of Formula 401. I think that only one question (excepting the extra credit) blanked everyone: the Third Duchess of Kent in America the Book. (Of course, no one quite got S't'ephen Kh'olbe'r't, either, but we took Romulan Stephen Colbert, as well.)