Show us what happens when everyone's favorite Insult Comic Dog speaks at
What will be the *next* thing Mel Gibson has to apologize for? Come and
deliver us that apology.
Write and perform a Trivia-related poem.
You clearly chose the wrong prof to do your thesis with because now you
have to present a poster on the reasons why 2 + 2 = 5. How will you deal?
Philip Glass does Star Wars. May the Force be with you, and with us all.
Stoppard doesn't write Bush's speeches. Even if he did, it is debatable
whether he could give them the delivery they would deserve. But it is late
and we are hallucinating so give it a go.