Ben Isecke

From Willipedia

Ben Isecke ('02) (1979- ) majored in Computer Science and Music, and took part in Williams Students Online, the Clarinet Choir (which he alone calls "the Licorice Shtick"), KAOS: Killing as Organized Sport, Williams Trivia, and the Chamber Choir. He taught a few Free University courses, involved himself in a few Cap and Bells productions, co-directed the Elizabethans for two years, and was the student director for the Concert Choir his senior year. He currently resides in New Jersey, and is seeking a dual masters degree in conducting and music theory from the Mannes College of Music in NYC.

One day soon, he shall take over the world, and declare that all proper nouns shall be replaced by the conventional noun that describes the object. So, all dogs will be named Dog, all cats Cat, and all boats Boat. This will begin the slow proccess of eliminating useless articles from the English language. ("I am looking at Boat" instead of "I am looking at the boat.")

Fear for the future.