Matt Simonson

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Matt Simonson, aka "Chief," aka Adonis the Physique is, among other things, a member of the Williams Cross Country team, where he is well-known for his dance moves and never-ending stream of questions.

Not to be confused with Matt Simonson, although given the voting results, here too the ladies HAVE noticed.

Some call him a "self-buttering tool."