Security
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The nice people in Security have their offices in the basement of Hopkins Hall. They are open 24/7.
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Good cop
- Unlock your room when you lock yourself out for the bargain price of only $5 (the first one each year is free)
- Give your guest permission to park in Lower Mission, if you fill out the form
- Agree to competitive bowling matches with students
- Give out phone numbers at night when 3131 is unavailable
- Pay students to read magazines at the table outside the office
- Engrave your "high-dollar-value items" for free
- Give you a new ID card for the bargain price of only $10 when you lose yours
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Bad cop
- Ticket cars that are parked in convenient locations
- Kick people out of the library 15 minutes before it's supposed to close
- Perform occasional sweeps of dorms for party violations. Without a called in complaint this is rare, but a near-guarantee during First Days, Preview Weekend, and other times when parties are regulated or forbidden.
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See also
- The official Security main page.
- The Security staff page, which has some humorous interview snippets with the officers.