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The bad-ass-est mo-fo in the [[Class of 2006|class of '06]], Brian Hirshman has: | The bad-ass-est mo-fo in the [[Class of 2006|class of '06]], Brian Hirshman has: | ||
| − | #Taken seven classes at a time | + | # Taken seven classes at a time |
| − | #Attempted to drink a gallon of milk in one hour, twice | + | # Attempted to drink a gallon of milk in one hour, twice |
| − | #Eaten a handful of red pepper | + | # Eaten a handful of red pepper |
| − | #Signed up to write a thesis and two mini-theses | + | # Signed up to write a thesis and two mini-theses |
| − | #Stuck it to the man | + | # Stuck it to the man |
| − | #Spent Halloween night alone in Hopkins forest | + | # Spent Halloween night alone in Hopkins forest |
| − | #Threatened to declare his own Mountain Day, if Morty failed to do so | + | # Threatened to declare his own Mountain Day, if Morty failed to do so |
| − | #Won a cheesecake in a pumpkin hunt | + | # Won a cheesecake in a pumpkin hunt |
| − | #"Explored" about half of the "vertical surfaces" on campus | + | # "Explored" about half of the "vertical surfaces" on campus |
| − | #Worn exclusively shorts for an entire winter season in Williamstown | + | # Worn exclusively shorts for an entire winter season in Williamstown |
| − | # | + | # Opposed [[anchor housing]] unabashedly |
| − | #Run for [[College Council]] President, along with the dearly departed [[Amarnath Santhanam]], and let the latter throw a pie in his face upon their defeat | + | # Run for [[College Council]] President, along with the dearly departed [[Amarnath Santhanam]], and let the latter throw a pie in his face upon their defeat |
| − | #Turned everything in [[Dan Burns '06]]'s room backwards. | + | # Turned everything in [[Dan Burns '06]]'s room backwards. |
# Petitioned the state of Kentucky to transfer Prof. Morgan, an honorary Colonel in the state militia, to the navy, so he would become [[Captain Morgan]]. | # Petitioned the state of Kentucky to transfer Prof. Morgan, an honorary Colonel in the state militia, to the navy, so he would become [[Captain Morgan]]. | ||
# Walked to Lower Mission and driven off-campus to buy dinner because Driscoll was closed and Mission dining hall was too far away | # Walked to Lower Mission and driven off-campus to buy dinner because Driscoll was closed and Mission dining hall was too far away | ||
# Carried a tub of ice cream out of the dining hall on his tray for the consumption of those dining outside. | # Carried a tub of ice cream out of the dining hall on his tray for the consumption of those dining outside. | ||
| − | # Studied with his friends in [[Bridge Club]] and [[Captain Morgan]] to become an accomplished bridge player | + | # Studied with his friends in [[Bridge Club]] and [[Captain Morgan]] to become an accomplished bridge player |
| + | # Eaten a matzah bacon cheeseburger | ||
| + | # Submitted a randomly generated paper as a thesis draft | ||
| + | # Driven 827 miles to watch his younger brother play tenns, and would gladly do so again | ||
| + | # Camped at Death Valley in August | ||
| + | # Sought to co-teach CS334 in the spring of 2006, seeing as the computer science department didn't have a prof for the class, but was not given permission to do so | ||
| + | # Read the majority of "The Brothers Karamazov" in a single night | ||
| + | # Been waiting for the right weather conditions to play on playing Frisbie Golf on the Taconic Golf Course | ||
| + | # Learned to type using a Dvorak keyboard layout | ||
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He has also been a prominent member of the [[College Bowl]] team, [[Williams Trivia]], and [[Chess Club]]. | He has also been a prominent member of the [[College Bowl]] team, [[Williams Trivia]], and [[Chess Club]]. | ||
Revision as of 13:58, April 19, 2006
The bad-ass-est mo-fo in the class of '06, Brian Hirshman has:
- Taken seven classes at a time
- Attempted to drink a gallon of milk in one hour, twice
- Eaten a handful of red pepper
- Signed up to write a thesis and two mini-theses
- Stuck it to the man
- Spent Halloween night alone in Hopkins forest
- Threatened to declare his own Mountain Day, if Morty failed to do so
- Won a cheesecake in a pumpkin hunt
- "Explored" about half of the "vertical surfaces" on campus
- Worn exclusively shorts for an entire winter season in Williamstown
- Opposed anchor housing unabashedly
- Run for College Council President, along with the dearly departed Amarnath Santhanam, and let the latter throw a pie in his face upon their defeat
- Turned everything in Dan Burns '06's room backwards.
- Petitioned the state of Kentucky to transfer Prof. Morgan, an honorary Colonel in the state militia, to the navy, so he would become Captain Morgan.
- Walked to Lower Mission and driven off-campus to buy dinner because Driscoll was closed and Mission dining hall was too far away
- Carried a tub of ice cream out of the dining hall on his tray for the consumption of those dining outside.
- Studied with his friends in Bridge Club and Captain Morgan to become an accomplished bridge player
- Eaten a matzah bacon cheeseburger
- Submitted a randomly generated paper as a thesis draft
- Driven 827 miles to watch his younger brother play tenns, and would gladly do so again
- Camped at Death Valley in August
- Sought to co-teach CS334 in the spring of 2006, seeing as the computer science department didn't have a prof for the class, but was not given permission to do so
- Read the majority of "The Brothers Karamazov" in a single night
- Been waiting for the right weather conditions to play on playing Frisbie Golf on the Taconic Golf Course
- Learned to type using a Dvorak keyboard layout
He has also been a prominent member of the College Bowl team, Williams Trivia, and Chess Club.
