Difference between revisions of "Brian Hirshman"

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The bad-ass-est mo-fo in the class of '06, Brian Hirshman has:

Taken seven classes at a time
Attempted to drink a gallon of milk in one hour, twice
Eaten a handful of red pepper
Signed up to write a thesis and two mini-theses
Stuck it to the man
Spent Halloween night alone in Hopkins forest
Threatened to declare his own Mountain Day, if Morty failed to do so
Won a cheesecake in a pumpkin hunt
"Explored" about half of the "vertical surfaces" on campus
Worn exclusively shorts for an entire winter season in Williamstown
Unabashedly opposed anchor housing
Run for College Council President, along with the dearly departed Amarnath Santhanam, and let the latter throw a pie in his face upon their defeat
Turned everything in Dan Burns '06's room backwards.
Petitioned the state of Kentucky to transfer Prof. Morgan, an honorary Colonel in the state militia, to the navy, so he would become Captain Morgan.
Walked to Lower Mission and driven off-campus to buy dinner because Driscoll was closed and Mission dining hall was too far away

He has also been a prominent member of the College Bowl team, Williams Trivia, and Chess Club.

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 #Turned everything in [[Dan Burns '06]]'s room backwards.
 # Petitioned the state of Kentucky to transfer Prof. Morgan, an honorary Colonel in the state militia, to the navy, so he would become [[Captain Morgan]].
-# Walked to Lower Mission and driven off-campus to buy dinner when Driscoll was closed because Mission dining hall was "too far away"
+# Walked to Lower Mission and driven off-campus to buy dinner because Driscoll was closed and Mission dining hall was too far away
 He has also been a prominent member of the [[College Bowl]] team, [[Williams Trivia]], and [[Chess Club]].