Deadly Ten

Officially known as the Deadly Ten '08.

Despite Williams' small size and the fact that everyone seems to know everyone, or is at least connected to them somehow, it remains a fact that it's impossible to know everyone. And there are some people that it REALLY seems impossible to know, for one reason or another.

The Deadly Ten is a list of ten sophomores that, if you knew all of them, you would spontaneously die, because it would be physically impossible.

I don't know all of the deadly ten, because i'm not dead.

But here are some guesses:

1. Sara Carian: Pretty obscure. Most people think she's a senior. And since she's going to Oxford next year, it'll look like she was.

2.) Ben Wood: Silent, but deadly.

3.) Hope Tammany. Often called with Tamanny Hope. She's that sidelined. She is also known to beat people up on occasion, sometimes even rendering them useless on the floor of the B.

4.) Paci. This one is particularly difficult due to the fact that he is taking/auditing not 4, not 5, but 7 classes, as well as his penchant for impromptu day trips to Prague.

5.) Corey Beverly. Sure, you might be friends with him on facebook or have seen him rocking out with Wyclef, but who can REALLY say that they know him? ...oh yeah. Probably all of you.

6.) Liz Hirschhorn. Her real name should be BooBoo. [To those of you who wish to sign a petition requiring her to make that change legal, contact 09cjv] You may see her playing volleyball, jv bball, or rucking for 80 minutes in 15 positions, but most importantly she's an ASL (american sign language) allstar. Awwwwwkward. I met her. Then died.

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