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Stuff The Student Body Should Definitely Do

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# Edit this wiki.{{outdated}}# Learn how to spell "definitely."##Done. My bad.[[Category:To-Dos]]# Embrace the revolution.
##Against anchor housing?
##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.# Learn the difference between "you're" and "your."##Also between "there," "their," and "they're."##And "whose" and "who's."##And "to," "two", and "too," while we're at it.##And "It's" and "Its," for the love of God. ##And "then" versus "than."##And "Good" and "Evil"##And my personal favorite, "which" and "that."###And stop insisting on pseudorules, such as [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000918.html the which/that canard], that can claim the authority neither of history nor of literary usage.##And that "quote" is a verb, not a noun. That's "quotation"! On the contraty, "quote" is both a verb and a noun.### And some should learn to spell, apparantly. ####And some should learn to spell "apparently". (Leah I love you!)# Learn that which constitutes a valid argument.##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.# Unpop collars.##Not possible in Mission?# Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq and one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad guys who hate our freedom.## Not possible in Mission. Hallways are too small and prevent regiments from assembling.# Repop collars.# Drink less hate-orade.# Have more bitchfests on the blogs.# Realize that humanism is like a boot stomping on a human face forever.# Realize that existentialism is a humanism.# Visit Dartmouth and learn Beer Pong, which is way better than [[Beirut]].## Play Beer Pong obsessively.### Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.# Reconfigure campus for Beer Pong, while we set up anchor housing.# Drink alcoholic beverages sometime.# Unpop collars once more.# Make puns.# Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar.## Possible in Mission.# Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.# Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.# Get into more blog bitchfests when there's work to do.# Stop working and go out and get drunk and pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.# Wear more pink polos...and Re-pop the collars, one more time. (But only as a joke to mock people that actually think it looks good).## Realize that the Pringle's advertising slogan is true for everything.## Why pop the collar when you can turn it inward, so it disappears inside the shirt? Everyone needs to start doing this; Dan Winston '09 created it today. It's the total, ironic anti-pop. But it can't get too popular or he'll have to start ironically regular-popping his collar in response to the fake hipsters and their inward-pop.
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