You know you have played too much Bomberman when...

1. You walk over objects to pick them up.
2. You find yourself constantly humming the bass-line of Bomberman.
3. You walk into things to kick them.
4. At a road intersection you check for oncoming bombs instead of traffic.
5. After going to the toilet you run around the nearest corner and put your fingers in your ears.
6. When you go for a walk you find yourself turning corners at 90 degrees.
7. When kicking something to someone your right trigger finger twitches when it is suitably near to them.
8. After three minutes in any room you begin to feel uneasy and move into the centre.
9. When playing soccer you run from centre field the moment anyone scores a goal.
10. Your idea of heaven becomes less like you with a harp on a cloud and more like you in a plane with bombs.
11. You start to get vengeful.
12. When walking on a checked tiled floor you move in lines perpendicular to each other and feel safe between two black tiles.
13. When wearing gardening gloves you throw things over the back fence and expect them to land in your front yard.
14. A smiley face no longer makes you feel cheery but far more powerful.
15. You stop fearing death because you can just get the culprit from the side.
16. You start saying the words 'special', 'power glove', 'goal' and 'I won' in a high pitched voice.
17. When visiting a gaming parlour you check the skill tester machine for explosives, hearts, gloves and preferably a lack of sandals.
18. Whenever you hear of the devil you think of a purple bat who gives everyone viruses.
19. When you open the refrigerator, the sight of eggs in the rack fills you with glee.
20. When you go to a factory you check the floor for arrows and keep looking for bombs coming from all directions.
21. When you are late for a meeting you say 'I had slow disease' as a legitimate excuse. 
22. Whenever you organise an outing of any description you only invite seven friends, because any more than that and you will need too much special equipment.
23. You believe wearing multiple pairs of roller skates will make you faster.
24. You have a new found respect for the Una-Bomber.
25. Whenever you close your eyes; to sleep, blink or pray all you can see is Bomberman.
26. You actually get at least 10 of these references.

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