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We Should Form High IQ Society

 
By Teguh Budimulia
Dear friends,

      We are going to found an organization called AlADiTHIQ, Aliance Against Discrimination Toward the High IQ (name may change). We need people to join us. If you want to improve your organization skill, policy's making skill, get connection with smart people, learn how to avoid taxes, have fun, stop being enslaved for the whole of your life by the low IQ, and doing a good act in the process, you should join us.

      After this, we are going to email everyone in the world to join us through email scanner program. We will make a big difference in the world! You should join us if you agree to one of the following: (you do not need to agree with all, we are a big umbrella). Membership is open for everyone. To be a decision maker, you either need to have significant contribution, or can demonstrate high aptitude.

      We should fight back. We should form an organization and devise ways to maximize our profit, and reestablish fairness for everyone. Remember, Monica Lewinsky, lower dollar price where many economic professors have failed by doing things she is good at (okay, this is a quite different issue). If she can (and not even intended to), how much more shall we?

Benefit

      There are many things we can cooperate now that we have students group. We can share tips on how to avoid taxes. Our member that has their own company can discuss business plan, etc. We can share tips on how to get around the annoying maximum score in tests.

      Plus I can defend in case of bare hand burglar come.

 

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