You will need a lynx browser which can handle text to view this web page. I won't tell you where to download it, because let's face it: existentially, it is a non-issue.
I don't believe in gratuitious crap like flashy graphics, colored fonts and backgrounds, or exotic backgrounds. I can see that frames might have their proper place, but not here. I want a web page that I can access with my Powerbook 100 (20MB hard drive, 68000 processor); a web page that isn't useless without 12MB RAM. If you're looking for flashy graphics and a page that will stretch the capabilities of both your modem and your processor, look somewhere else. 'Round here, you'll get the facts, ma'am, just the facts.
This page is perpetually under construction. There are several links which don't go anywhere yet.
I have acquired a much nicer computer, but in the process, I lost all my facility with linux and pico. So I'm leaving a lot of stuff around until I figure it all out.
My Time Capsule Resume My resume is out of the witness protection program. It testified against someone else's resume, but that resume was fallen upon in the mess line by its fellow prisoner resumes and stabbed to death with a spork. As a result, my resume may come out of hiding.
This page was last updated on August 18, 2003. So it's been six years. Get over it already.