"By and by, I remember your quotes file when it was smaller and it was still awesome, now it's a thing of beauty. You've done great work there." - John LaForest PhillipsWelcome to my quotes file. This collection has been a labor of love, and is now in its 6th year. If you're easily offended, please look elsewhere for quotes.
Newest Sections: O, EmD, Finley, Froggy, Law School
Updated most recently are: Higher Education, GMUSL, History, Honesty, Israel, Love, Byrone, EmD, Finley, Froggy, Harris, Loucifer, O, Samir, Religion
If I have misattributed a quote,you know who one of the "Anonymous" quotes belongs to, and/or you want to contribute quotes, please email me with the information.
Please ask permission from me before using any of the quotes in the Personal and Williams sections. Permission for quotes from the Byrone, Cossack, The "G-Man", EmD, Finley, Froggy, Harris, Loucifer, O, Samir, Shizzek, Squuunt, StemmyWinks and Ted sections can be granted only by their respective authors (email me for their contact info).
DISCLAIMER: The quotes appearing on this page are just ones that I found notable for some reason or another, are listed for any one of a number of reasons, including irony or the irony of the particular author stating it. The appearance of a quote on this page should not in any way, shape, or form, be construed to be an endorsement of the author's statement, or of the author's other opinions. As a matter of policy, the author's site is linked, especially for blogs or other online quotes, when known and/or avaiable. Similarly, the link to the author's webpage should not in any way, shape, or form, be construed to be an endorsement of that author or that page, nor of any of the material contained therein.
Anyway, enough bullshit from me, enjoy the quotes.
Back-end Changes:
I'm using server-side includes for the navigation menu, rather than having that long list of cumbersome html on the page. This really facilitates adding new categories or deleting some in the future... it's a pain in the ass but I only had to do it once. (2/17/03)
New quotes are now in a lighter grey than the other text on the page (9/25/02).