"Given the government's record with the War on Poverty and the War on Drugs, we can assume that a War on Abortion would lead within five years to men having abortions." - Harry Browne
"Isn't it mildly ironic that those people who are against abortion are the ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
"Liberals are a group of people who have an almost godlike reverence for activists who protect forests by chaining themselves to trees, or move into trees for years at a time, to prevent logging. Yet a person who chains themself to the door of an abortion clinic is an evil nazi of the highest order. Now, I'm as pro-choice as they come, so anyone trying to pin any religious-nut labels on me is going to have a hard time making them stick. I have no idea whether life begins at conception, whether a fetus has a soul, whether a fetus is a person, or any of the other issues surrounding the abortion debate. What I do know for a fact, however, is that no matter what a fetus may or may not be, it has more inherent value than a tree. Is it any wonder that these same people get worked into a lather over the frozen chunk of nothing known as ANWR but can't support a war against a maniac who is trying to build weapons to kill American civilians?" - Lee
"A Liberal is someone who believes a woman should be able to choose to kill her fetus, but if she carries the fetus to term, should not be able to choose where the child goes to school." - Margolis' Observation
"My fellow Americans, it is time to suck it up. Look deep into your immortal soul (if you believe you have one) and do the right thing. Have the courage and strength to live your own life, by your own standards, and stop trying to call the shots for everyone else. We all live with glaring inconsistencies, and sometimes, when you see something going on right in front of you that offends you to the very core of your being, sometimes the best thing you can do is walk away, because you know that's exactly what you would want them to do for you. There's only one judge on all this and that's God. And you don't get to meet him until you go backstage after the play is over. And believe me, you do not want to get a "thumbs down" from the guy who created thumbs, all right? In the interim, everybody has got to tend their own garden vis-a-vis abortion. And remember, when it comes to your body, only you wear the robes, and only you carry the gavel." - Dennis Miller