"Apparently Rene now has a dog from Canada. i wonder if it says 'eh?' while it's barking... No, that's stupid. But I'm sure it always says 'Hey man can I borrow... ?'" - BuhTed
"Dude, I just saw you had Oakenfold for the music on one of your Master.plan entries. Badass. That fires me up" - BuhTed
"I had remained very forgiving and understanding with my money and Historic Neighborhoods, because as you have reminded me on several occasions, Historic Neighborhoods is a non-profit organization. However, I am NOT non-profit." - BuhTed
"How is Williamstown? Are there any migrant Manchurian penae wandering around?" - BuhTed
"Loweeel is so drunk that he's saying 'No dude, I'm not gay. I'm watching SportsCenter' but really he's watching Antiques Road Show. It's cool -- as he passes out in front of "Wild Grizzlies" on PBS, I'm getting food for him. When in Boston, do as the Kennedys do" - BuhTed
"Next weekend, I'm going to Amsterdam. Yeah Lowell's homeland!!! Yeah other things that make that badass besides it being your homeland!!!" - BuhTed
"Stuff is good" - BuhTed
"Stupid sufferage... it just makes extra work for all the men who have to tell the women how to vote" - BuhTed
"There can be some good-looking Down Syndrome children..." - Ted
"You should get NOS for your computer." - Ted