Professors' Quotes
"... and you do the 'blah-blah-blah' math..." - Prof. Bergman, on doing differential equations "engineering style"
"No, trust me. Complex number make life simple." - Prof Kinget
"The first class is a democracy. After that, it's Professor Wang's dictatorship." - Prof. Wen Wang
Students' Quotes
"Maybe blowing you is just lucky or something" - LLC
"If your name were homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now." - Ron Coleman
"Dude, I'm not a genius like you. I need to study." - Dagna Harasim, SEAS 3-2 '04
"I'm cheap and easy, don't worry about it" - Shira K
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!" - Naomi Kolatch
"Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's just that I don't like to get up." - Naomi Kolatch
"Wow... you really SHOULD be arrogant about that!" - Naomi Kolatch
"Daler Mendhi is like really big back in Punjab" - Akshay Kumar, SEAS 3-2 '04
"I will stab you in the neck!" - Akshay Kumar
"The book IS WRONG!!!" - Akshay Kumar
"Well, once you've had sex in a confessional in the schoolgirl uniform, what DO you do for an encore?" - Irene
"I feel bad for D___, she's gonna end up with that sleazeball Yaniv." - Yaniv
"I love Unix... they have no testicles to shave" - Yaniv
"I went drinking, and now I have a hair on my chest!" - Yaniv "The Ladykiller" Schiller, SEAS 3-2 '04, in response to my telling him that drinking puts hair on your chest
"My dad wants me to have premarital sex before I get married." - Yaniv "Ortho-Pimp" Schiller
"I don't need food, I need a brain." - "Kosher Dave" Soofian
"Thanks to 24, whenever I think about Iraq, I can't help but think,'Damn Sayed Ali!' " - "Kosher Dave" Soofian, SEAS 3-2 '04
PhoeEbz: Do you remember saying [while drunk last night during Pesach] that my vagina was hametz?
Loweeel: oh g-d... I'm sorry
PhoeEbz: It is ok - I thought it was kinda funny. Your whole suite may have heard though, because you kinda screamed it