(Columbia University)


Professors' Quotes

"... and you do the 'blah-blah-blah' math..." - Prof. Bergman, on doing differential equations "engineering style"

"No, trust me. Complex number make life simple." - Prof Kinget

"The first class is a democracy. After that, it's Professor Wang's dictatorship." - Prof. Wen Wang


Students' Quotes

"Maybe blowing you is just lucky or something" - LLC

"If your name were homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now." - Ron Coleman

"Dude, I'm not a genius like you. I need to study." - Dagna Harasim, SEAS 3-2 '04

"I'm cheap and easy, don't worry about it" - Shira K

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!" - Naomi Kolatch

"Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's just that I don't like to get up." - Naomi Kolatch

"Wow... you really SHOULD be arrogant about that!" - Naomi Kolatch

"Daler Mendhi is like really big back in Punjab" - Akshay Kumar, SEAS 3-2 '04

"I will stab you in the neck!" - Akshay Kumar

"The book IS WRONG!!!" - Akshay Kumar

"Well, once you've had sex in a confessional in the schoolgirl uniform, what DO you do for an encore?" - Irene

"I feel bad for D___, she's gonna end up with that sleazeball Yaniv." - Yaniv

"I love Unix... they have no testicles to shave" - Yaniv

"I went drinking, and now I have a hair on my chest!" - Yaniv "The Ladykiller" Schiller, SEAS 3-2 '04, in response to my telling him that drinking puts hair on your chest

"My dad wants me to have premarital sex before I get married." - Yaniv "Ortho-Pimp" Schiller

"I don't need food, I need a brain." - "Kosher Dave" Soofian

"Thanks to 24, whenever I think about Iraq, I can't help but think,'Damn Sayed Ali!' " - "Kosher Dave" Soofian, SEAS 3-2 '04

PhoeEbz: Do you remember saying [while drunk last night during Pesach] that my vagina was hametz?
Loweeel: oh g-d... I'm sorry
PhoeEbz: It is ok - I thought it was kinda funny. Your whole suite may have heard though, because you kinda screamed it