"News Bulletin: Bodily hair emanating from the female torso in lengths suitable for braiding and/or recycling as twist ties is not attractive, sexy, or otherwise proper human behavior. Women are wonderfully blessed with an aesthetic quality that makes us, typically, more attractive than the male species. This blessed state of nature is further hindered by unwanted male-like growths that are not privy to the benefits of the latest removal techniques." - Karen De Coster
"Gender feminism's tendency to reduce foreign affairs to a Lifetime Channel movie may make it seem too silly to bear mentioning, but its kitschy naiveté hasn't stopped it from being widespread among elites." - Kay S. Hymowitz
"Now mired in self-righteous sentimentalism, multicultural nonjudgmentalism, and internationalist utopianism, feminism has lost the language to make the universalist moral claims of equal dignity and individual freedom that once rendered it so compelling." - Kay S. Hymowitz
"Too busy celebrating their own virtue and contemplating their own victimhood, gender feminists cannot address the suffering of their Muslim sisters realistically, as light years worse than their own petulant grievances. They are too intent on hating war to ask if unleashing its horrors might be worth it to overturn a brutal tyranny that, among its manifold inhumanities, treats women like animals." - Kay S. Hymowitz
"Utopian feminists fill the halls of the United Nations, where they examine everything through the lens of the "gender perspective" in study after unreadable study. (My personal favorites: "Gender Perspectives on Landmines" and "Gender Perspectives on Weapons of Mass Destruction," whose conclusion is that landmines and WMDs are bad for women.)" - Kay S. Hymowitz
"A lot of people say we treat women like meat on The Man Show. But what's wrong with that? We LOVE meat." - Jimmy Kimmel
"Why would a woman want to do a man's job, like a fireman? Well, I guess they want to prove that they're just as good as the minimum requirements allow." - Jimmy Kimmel
"If you do not regard feminism with an uplifiting sense of the gloriousness of woman's industrial destiny, or in the way, in short, that is prescribed, by the rules of the political publicist, that you should, that will be interpreted by your opponents as an attack on woman." - Wyndham Lewis
"You know, if every “Woman’s Studies” department was closed, and the student loans were used to create businesses that hired women instead of studied them like tragic butterflies impaled on the patriarchal pin, we might be better off. Granted, we’d be without PhDs theses like “Rape Symbolism and Beatrix Potter: A Rake’s Progress,” but the culture would survive; the only noticeable effect at all would be a 17% decrease in Frieda Kahlo poster sales, and a 50% decrease in 33-year old college students." - James Lileks
"There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered." - Pers Manifesto
"Over the past 20 years, thousands of women students have been fed a chaffy diet of feminist writing that wasted their time with third-rate critics, muddled theory and blatant propaganda. But feminism is institutionalized in American higher education in ways that would startle foreign observers. It began with an abuse of affirmative action and has ended with the elevation of an extraordinary number of laughable lightweights and scam artists to overpaid prominence on elite campuses from coast to coast." - Camille Paglia
"Feminism is a form of collectivism which seeks to divide mankind into warring factions based on sex—just as Nazism sought to divide mankind into racial factions, and Communism sought to divide mankind into economic factions. [Modern] Feminism no more seeks fair treatment for women than Nazism sought fair treatment for Germans." - quackgrass.com