( Finley )

"I think President Bush should outlaw PETA by forbidding animal research and instead making all drugs be tested on hippies. If that's what they want, well, let 'em have it." - S. Aidan Finley '04

"I think the only thing that would improve a CC meeting would be a hellfire missile" - Finley

"I think the value of identity studies should be actively questioned: I find it troubling that many students come to Williams only to major in themselves, as it were. In many of these departments there's a emphasis on ideology and a paucity of facts -- it is not unreasonable to say the only identity tradition that is critically studied is the western one." - Finley

"I want to meet a girl that will suck 11 dicks a weekend!" - Finley, on the Milton Academy scandal

"In any case, my simple question is, does Latino/a Studies mean a burrito place on campus? Because if it does, I'm all for it. I really could have used a chimichanga last night...or maybe an enchillada, or maybe quesadillas. Spread some machismo on that, baby!" - Finley

"What this debate is really about at this point is a desire that nobody ever be offended, that the nice purple security blanket of Williams be extended out into the real world. Well, get real people--it doesn't. Nobody owes you anything, not least a right never to get your feelings hurt. Guess what--you went to school with people that didn't like you, that talked about you behind your back, that disliked your politics, your religion, whatever." - Finley '04

SAFinley: man, I love teen girl squad like I love my own children
Loweeel: also, you have no children.
SAFinley: yes, but I have potential children that I impregante kleenex with all the time