"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!" - Anonymous
"Communism is like vegetarianism in that it's actually not very healthy for most people but leftists continue to defend it because it seems like the thing to do." - Ann Coulter
"A man's size can be judged by his shoe size, but true strength is measured by Cluck U's Thermonuclear Sauce." - Gregoire
"Once a cow starts discussing the virtues of Capitalism with me, I might (only might) consider not eating him." - Jasmine St. John
"For the only thing I like better than eating meat once a day, is eating meat two or three times a day. If they made meat desserts, I'd push for four. Meat and I--we've had some great times together." - Matt Labash
"Eggplant tastes like eggplant. But meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty goddamn good." - Denis Leary
"My favorite animal is steak." - Fran Lebowitz
"I have nothing against vegetarians or vegans. I just wouldn't want to go out to dinner with one." - David Martosko
"[A]s more and more men choose not to die of heart attacks at age 42, beef has been forced to share its "What's for Dinner" status with such vaguely socialist foods as vegetables, fish, and pasta." - Bryan Walsh, Maxim (July 2000)
"Vegetables aren't food -- vegetables are what food eats." - Neofonz, Fark Comments
"If you order a salad (as a meal in a restaurant), you are by definition a socialist" - Sean Newhouse
"The West wasn't won on salad." - North Dakota Beef Council
"Are vegetarians dumber? Or are they vegetarians because they're dumber?" - Razib
"Anything with the taste, texture, and nutrition of meat," - Marilyn Vos Savant, possessor of the world's highest IQ, on her ideal meal.
"I want to eat baby cows. I want to eat them Medium-Rare so that I can watch a pool of blood form on my plate next to the baked potato - reminding me, with every bite, exactly what it is that I'm eating. In my world, I eat baby cows, wear the fur from baby seals and when someone has an abortion, I regognize it for what it is - the intentional premature ending of a human life." - Bret Schlyer
"As far as I know, animals have the right to chew regurgitated weeds while they wait for someone to ram a steel rod through their brain and cover them in ketchup." - Seanbaby
"Fuck animal rights activists - the second a cow comes within sight of a human it should be considered walking food wrapped in shoes." - Seanbaby
"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad." - Homer Simpson
"Mmm... unexplained bacon..." - Homer Simpson
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain