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"By and by, I remember your quotes file when it was smaller and it was still awesome, now it's a thing of beauty. You've done great work there." - John LaForest Phillips
"Fortunately next to me was a bastion of redhaired Jewish sanity subbing in for Armstrong, who nevertheless asked at some point asked whether funding Feminist week was discrimination against men and hermaphrodites. He was told that apparently because women were a minority of 52% of the country, it was ok to discriminate in their favor." - John L. Phillips
"I need to post libertarian video game reviews, like why Mario Kart's redistributionist item policies are unfair" - John L. Phillips
"[I'm] very sad at the passing of Mitch Hedberg, who was a lot funnier than the pope." - John L. Phillips
"If you are considering the choice between sitting in a van for two hours with girls "singing" along to pop music and having a pineapple that is ON FIRE being shoved up your ass, i suggest you look into that second, less painful option." - John L. Phillips
"It's 4 am in Paris and I can't sleep because I hate the progressive income tax. I just do. The very idea gnaws at me like an unfriendly rat or a cumbersome girlfriend. Actually, I don't like the income tax, period." - John L. Phillips
Auto response from Loweeel: I went somewhere for a bit.. I'll be right back
FroggyTV: translation: I went to get laid, I'll be back in less than 1 min 50...
Loweeel: They shouldn't let the French vote.
FroggyTV: Heh, you're right. Look what they did to France.