"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." - Anonymous
"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." - Howard Aiken
"Courage is a special kind of knowledge: the knowledge of how to fear what ought to be feared and how not to fear what ought no to be feared." -David Ben Gurion
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is." - Yogi Berra
"Just imagine the average American. Then think, half of them are even more stupid than that!" - George Carlin (technically, it should be the MEDIAN american - L)
"How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it?" - Dennis the Menace
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius had its limits." - Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemingway"In the world of physics, we've all heard of the "Doppler Effect" which causes train whistles to sound higher in pitch as the train approaches and then sound lower in pitch as the train recedes. There is, however, a lesser-known effect called the "Dopeler Effect." The Dopeler Effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to sound much smarter when they came at you quickly." - NPR's Car Talk
"No rational person can believe a twice-elected Texas Governor, successful US President and overthrower of the Taliban is a moron unless a majority of Americans are morons, too. And in that case how come the morons have a global dominance unparalleled in history? As with those wacky Arabs and their Zionist conspiracies, Euro-Canadian anti-Americanism is a psychosis." - Mark Steyn
"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." - Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects
"Genius dies of the same blow that destroys liberty." - Tacitus
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet-Tooth Tony, Snatch