"Be a good red-headed Jew and don't get me into trouble!" - G-Man
"I made a "Joe" skin for GTA: Vice City. I figured if there ever was a guy who should be running around Florida in terrible clothes and hiring prostitutes it would be Joe" - G-Man
"I saw the 2nd half of Titanic... and I was rooting for the iceburg" - G-Man (David Michael Gioiello III, '02)
"I wouldn't be belligerent about it... I would just kill you." - Me, to G-Man
"Just thinking about the movie makes me want to starve myself... it's 107 minutes of 80's music and wrestling. You just cant go wrong!" - G-Man, on VisionQuest
"Lowell, you've got this thing about tits that's really really... understandable!" - G-Man
"The problem with environmentalists is that they dont see the big picture... that and the fact that they're a bunch of tree-hugging commie bastards." - G-Man
"Trying to get ANY sociologist, political scientist or anthropologist to apply scientific principles is like training a monkey (or StemmyWinks) to use a circular saw" - G-Man
"Soccer is a sport in the same way that metrosexuals are men. It has all the right components but there is still something wrong" - G-man
"Williams seems to fail to understand that if it wants its students to behave like adults, it must treat them like adults. It seeks to restrict students in every way except in the classroom. It states that the right small minority of students can create an academic department, or change a graduation requirement, but also feels that the majority of students should be overruled in terms of their own housing and personal lives. Until the school becomes more interested in the academics of the school than the personal choices students make they will not get anything from me. I am appalled and ashamed that people who can vote, drink, smoke and fight and die for their country should be treated like little children who can't handle their own affairs." - G-Man
"You see, everyone likes to rant (and sometimes babble) when they've had a gallon of Guinness (as I have at the moment). Especially when you're listening to good rock and roll and wondering when that fucker Lowell will stop working so he can smoke with his best friends." - G-Man
Phoeebz: Whenever I need to be recentered I just go to my Mecca.
TheGman: Oh what's that, Bloomingdales?
Phoeebz: No, Saks