"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?" - Dick Cavett
"Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities with guns kill people" - EmD
"Semi-automatic weaponry is your God-given right." - David Gerard
"Gun control? It's the best thing you can do for crooks and gangsters. I want you to have nothing. If I'm a bad guy, I'm always gonna have a gun. Safety locks? You'll pull the trigger with a lock on, and I'll pull the trigger. We'll see who wins." - Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano, former Mafia hit man
"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!" - Adolf Hitler
"A system of licensing and registration is the perfect device to deny gun ownership to the bourgeoisie." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
"If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective" - Ted Nugent
"When only cops have guns, it's called a 'police state'." - Claire Wolfe
"If I'm chasing after some guy, and even if in the first second I close half the distance between me and him, then half that distance in the second second, then half that distance in the third second, I'm always going to be half some distance behind him, and I'll never catch him. Which is why we have guns." - Zeno's Paradox, according to Maxim