"[B], the 'Yay communism! Yay dictatorship!' band geek was going off again on his propoganda, and at some point referred to himself as a man. So I turned to him and said only "Don't you dare call yourself that, you're a parasite and nothing more."" - O
"Hitchikers are usually dirty hippies who don't have the brains to drive or creepy old men living off of donations they peddle on the street." - O
"I get impatient at times, but that's usually something I say is Disney-related" - O, on romantic relationships
"I have 'mad skills' when it comes to studying -- I'm a crack-enhanced Martha Stewart" - O
"It's French. I fucking hate the French." - O, on why Paris is offensive
"Schwarzenegger has the wrong idea. He shouldn't be putting in healthy food to improve the health of the children in this state. He needs to find some fucking brains and shove it into their heads. Though I don't know where he'll find in any here." O, on California Public Schools
"Well once I've been there I'll get to call it 'The City'. If I said that here people would assume SF -- a dirty, hilly place filled with the homeless and crazy ass liberals." - O, on NYC
"Yes, unfortunately I'm not an overzealous, ultrafeminist hippie who refuses to shave her legs or bathe... wait -- what the hell is the "un" doing there?" - O