"1 billion brown men, more attractive than your ass. We will hump your bitches out of oblivion." - Samir K. RanadO, on Hindu-Jewish relations"Apparently the ribs are like, unconscionably tasty in Cincinatti" - Samir K. RanadO
"Because you cannot beat 1 billion brown people, because they will conquer like violent chaos!" - Samir K. RanadO
"But then I was bunk and drunk..." - Samir K. RanadO
"Do you hate diversity jurisdiction because it is called diversity jurisdiction?" - Samir K. RanadO, to me
"Down there in Georgia, before there was any air conditioning, the white man was not a happy man" - Samir K. RanadO
"Dude, I have no idea how Dershowitz' wife can put up with him. I can just see him coming home and like ranting about how the house is messy for like 2 hours and being really obnoxious." - Samir K. RanadO
"Federalism has saved my ass $3000" - Samir Kher RanadO
"Frank Lautenberg makes me nut "- Samir K. RanadO
"I am a liberal political agitator who likes to drink heavily, become more coherent and vituperative, and piss people off" - Samir K. RanadO
"I am gonna apply [to a clerkship] in the South, so I can wear linen pants and a white shirt and like be like 'Now, Yo Honas, y'all gotta look at the equity of the situation, these folks have rights, (and I pronounce that rats)' and smoke a cigar and drink a soco and scream 'Huey Long hu Akbar'" - Samir K. RanadO
"I can't wait to pass-interfere some hot chick" - Samir K. RanadO, on his defense plans for flag football.
"I must go to Professional Responsibility to learn not to drink whiskey during trial and pass out on the desk" - Samir K. RanadO
"I tried for an hour to get my contact lens in until my eyes were red and sore. In desperation I finally drank some whiskey and... lost the lens" - Samir K. RanadO
"I want to be a federal judge -- juez! juez federal! I will fuck up the hegemony with my vitriolic vituperation." - Samir K. RanadO
"I want to be able to display my damn Hindu swastika on my wall but I can't, because of the white man" - Samir K. RanadO
"I'm a fucking law student! I'm not like some barbaric Hindu who lives in the woods and has a bone through my nose." - Samir K. RanadO, bitching about Jewish parents not liking him.
"I'm going to drive both ways because I'm stupid and I am crazy. And I have a fire within me to drink 12 berrs [sic.] on a nightly basis, but my fear of incarceration restricts me." - Samir K. RanadO
"Now I must not get drunk and do anything stupid... which is going to be hard" - Samir K. RanadO
"Ok, I need to go to the library and work on my sobriety." - Samir K. RanadO
"One day 'Sam-eyr K. Ra-na-dooo' will get the hell out of the South, and not have to deal with these stupid people and wonder about what it would have been like to spend more time in the hideous red hills of Georgia under magnolia trees and with mint juleps" - Samir K. RanadO
"Sated by sliced pizza covered with red pepper and oregano, and just enough Canadian Club to wake up langorously yet well rested, the budding attorney turned in for the night, glad to be back in New York and imbued with a sense of wonderment as to how the fuck he has not failed out by now." - Samir K RanadO
"So I'm returning to the noroeste en el ano que viene. For shizzle my nizzle school of lizzle" - Samir K. RanadO
"The stupid sober people keep me down. Fucking sober people" - Samir K. RanadO
"This my brotha. He dream of extortin shit. He write 'Sam you have no command of civil procedure.' I be like, I was gonna study subject matter jurisdiction, but I got high." - Samir K. RanadO
"Throw the orthodox jews down the well, so my dining hall can be free!" - Samir K. RanadO, and his enlightened opinion on Kashrut
"White people sux... w00t w00t! I hope I get on m00t court; I will change it to 'bonk court'" - Samir K. RanadO
"With a fake ID and a car, the world is mine!" - Samir K. RanadO, aka El Indio Ebrio y Borracho
"With luck, my friend, the Nets will be at the NBA finals this yiz-ear. Then we spend lots of money to go see them, and buy Kenyon Martin Jerseys, and violently attack detractors." - Samir RanadO, following the Nets' acquisition of Jason Kidd (and how right he was...)
"Yeah dog so I'm gonna gamble away all my money, it's gonna be fucking phat." - Samir RanadO
"Yeah peace to my niggaz left in the cold weather in MA" - Samir RanadO
"Yo some Sikh dood is gonna run pre-law society next year. I'm keepin that shit in the family. Can't let the white man takeover, and the black people will be the minions, just like this year" - Samir K. RanadO
"You use 'difficult' twice in one sentence here… I would cut out one of them altogether… you don’t want to sound like you’ve been oppressed by the problem set." - Samir, lecturing the White Man on oppression, in comments on my Personal Statement for Law school
"If conversation were a train on its tracks, Samir would be a ship adrift in the ocean" - Andy W.Loweeel: Anyway, I have to go drink and make my nigga proud... aight?
DrunkenIndian: word. Do that shit and fuck bitches too... because they are worth little and you are worth muchDrunkenIndian: no [chicks] like [my game], its a novelty
Loweeel: only the dumb ones
DrunkenIndian: haha nobody is dumb here
Loweeel: your brown skin is novelty enough
DrunkenIndian: what can BROWN do for you, jigga?DrunkenIndian: I like torts cause all the cases are about like cars smashing into shit
Loweeel: like trees in "Jaw-juh"?
DrunkenIndian: yeah there's one about "An intoxicated driver slams his car into a tree"
DrunkenIndian: I was like WORDDrunkenIndian: shut up
DrunkenIndian: your life is meaningless
DrunkenIndian: I am gonna kill you with a gun
DrunkenIndian: bang
DrunkenIndian: or a RPG
DrunkenIndian: ka-boomDrunkenIndian: and my mind returned back to its pre-substance-abuse state :-)
Loweeel: 8th grade?DrunkenIndian: fuck you
DrunkenIndian: fatwa issued on your life
DrunkenIndian: be careful when you walk down the street
Loweeel: look at this
DrunkenIndian: I am making a terroristic threat
DrunkenIndian: you fucker!
