Tale of Blades Magic Cards
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either – they're unbalanced. They're jokes.
- Geryon Swayvill
- BUU1
Summon Legend
0/1
Geryon counts as a Logrus Wielder
T: Target land becomes any basic land for the next three turns
BT: Destroy target land
UUX: Create an A/B demon token on your side, with C binding counts
on it. A+B+C=X. During your upkeep, remove a binding counter from
demon token. If at any time demon token has no binding counters,
bury it.
[I think I could create another Abyss]
- Cwell Vissult
- BU
Enchant Geryon
Tap Geryon. Geryon does not untap during your untap phase. Geryon
gains +0/+4
- Tristan Marné
- RUU2
Summon Legend
2/3
Tristan counts as a Logrus Wielder
1: -1/+1 until end of turn
1: +1/-1 until end of turn
2: Tristan becomes Jala Hendrake until end of turn
- Saklas Hendrake
- RRUU1
Summon Legend
5/4
Saklas counts as a Logrus Wielder and a Hendrake
If Jala Hendrake is not in play, during your upkeep, all Hendrakes
in play come under your control.
You may not summon Jala Hendrake.
- Jala Hendrake
- RRUU1
Summon Legend
5/4
Jala counts as a Logrus Wielder and a Hendrake
During your upkeep, all Hendrakes except for Saklas come under your
control.
You may not summon Saklas Hendrake.
- Bishop Tern
- WWWUUU1
Summon Legend
1/1
Bishop Tern counts as a Logrus Wielder.
When Bishop Tern comes into play, put two 1/1 tokens, two 2/2
tokens, and one 3/3 token into play. All are blue and count as
Demons.
[I only wish I could summon demons like her — Geryon]
- Logrus Taint
- BB
Enchant Logrus Wielder
Tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature does not untap during
untap phase. During your upkeep, Logrus Taint does two points of
damage to you.
- The Blackguard
- BBBU
Summon Chaosians
5/5
The Blackguard can not block Chaosians or Logrus Wielders.
[We are neutral to internal struggles]
- The Fireguard
- RRRU
Summon Chaosians
4/4
The Fireguard count as Hendrakes
- The Dude
- BBG2
Summon Legend
1/1
The Dude counts as a Pattern Wielder
T: Deal two points of damage to target creature or player.
BT: Target creature gainst flying, shadow, or unblockable until end
of turn.
- Adria Sorens
- BG3
Summon Legend
1/1
Adria counts as a Pattern Wielder
You may rearrange blockers on your side, once, immediately before
damage declaration. No fast effects may be played between this
rearrangement and damage declaration.
Martin gains +1/+1
[Pattern Lens rules!]
- Martin
- GR3
Summon Legend
1/2
Martin counts as a Pattern Wielder
You may rearrange your attackers, once, immediately before damage
declaration. No fast effects may be played between this
rearrangement and demage declaration.
Adria gains +1/+1
[Damn straight!]
- Gavin
- WGG3
Summon Legend
6/5
Gavin counts as a Pattern Wielder
- Tom
- WWG1
Summon Legend
2/1
Tom counts as a Pattern Wielder
XXT: Tap X creatures.
[Damn fine music.]
- Jamie
- BGG1
Summon Legend
3/3
Jamie counts as a Pattern Wielder
All Altar Boys in play gain -1/-1
- Gwenyth
- WWG1
Summon Legend
2/3
Gwenyth counts as a Pattern Wielder
First strike
All creatures blocking or blocked by Gwenyth lose first strike until
end of turn.
- Janna
- WWGG1
Summon Legend
5/5
Janna counts as a Pattern Wielder.
- Benedict In My Pants
- RRGG
Enchant Pattern Wielder
Enchanted creature gains +5/+5.
- The Primal Pattern
- 7
Artifact
Sacrifice two Pattern Wielders: Destroy all lands in play.