• I am extremely fluent in Pig Latin
  
• I am the God of storms and violence
  
• I used to play the piano. Now I play the kazoo.
  
• I used to co-teach improv comedy and write funny poems with Lex
  
• I majored in Philosophy and Political Science
• In high school, I was the Captain of the Math Team
• I play a mean game of Tetris Attack
• I fry a mean burrito
• I do mean what I say
• I can make anything rhyme
• I can make anything into a pun
• My favorite method of food preparation is mush together, fry
• I believe in humor above all else