A possible 281 points
| 241 | Maximus Drott |
| 232 | Alphabet Soup |
| 178 | Twelve O'Clock High |
| 110 | Little Rascules |
| 106 | Magilla Wick |
| 98 | Whamo Reborn |
| 95 | Harlem River Drive |
| 79 | He's Dead, Jim |
| 76 | PTG |
| 54 | Goodbye Harriet |
| 53 | Knights of Ni |
| 52 | Pail and Shovel |
| 50 | Cunning Linguists |
| 31 | Melliker Needs an Extension |
| 23 | Scrambled Eggs |
| 20 | Miggie's |
| 18 | Don Gifford's Head |
| 13 | Call Me Ishmael |
| 13 | Trivial Minds |
| 12 | Guyana Kool-Aid |
| 12 | War Trek |
| 12 | Middle East Shieks |
| 9 | Garwood Schism |
| 6 | Multiple Orgasm |
| 6 | Undersea Pottery Co. |
| 4 | Gusto's Bar and Grill |
| 4 | Woodstock |
| 4 | Structured Dissident |
| 4 | Palace of Pleasure |
| 3 | Donald Is Now a Teacher in Indiana |
| 2 | Signed Jim Rice |
| 1 | Pandora's Box |
| 1 | Rabbi Reborn |
| 1 | The Goodrich Blimp |
| 1 | Jocko Homo |
| 1 | Little Children |
| 1 | Dave Mazuko Fan Club |