| Num | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1 | Your Base (“All Your Base Are Belong To Us”) |
| 2 | Flying Spaghetti Monster(ism) |
| 3 | Pwn (oars becomes Pars, just as own becomes pwn) |
| 4 | Conservapedia (“Wikipedia is six times more liberal than reality”) |
| 5 | Washington |
| Num | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1 | Human Proximity to Cat (Far to Near) |
| 2 | A Snapple (an apple infused with tin) |
| 3 | Stacy’s Dad |
| 4 | Rayleigh-Jeans Law |
| 5 | log(3)/log(2) (about 1.585) |
| 6 | Compiling |
| 7 | A hypothetical situation |
| 8 | The Fourier transform of a cat |
| 9 | He’s from the internet, and is gluing captions to cats |
| 10 | The Ballmer Peak; Windows Millennium (ME) |
| 11 | I haven’t a goddamn clue |
| Num | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1 | Bred from the kangaroos from the ark, migrated to Australia (perhaps over land due to lower sea levels, perhaps it was before Pangaea broke up) |
| 2 | Any three of rebellion, moral depravity, superficiality, error, state churches, poor relationship with father, division in religion, learned times peace and prosperity, negative experiences with theists. |
| 3 | Liberal Bias |
| 4 | Pacific Northwest Arboreal Octopus (or Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus) |
| 5 | Liberals |
| Num | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1 | Hungary; strangely shaped wheels |
| 2 | Alien Vs. Predator |
| 3 | The Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 |
| 4 | Driveby Giraffings |
| 5 | Baby seals seizing the provinces of Ninevut and most of the Northwest Territories |
| 6 | Austria-Hungary; it had been known as “The Austrian Empire,” “That Empire,” or “The Hapsburg’s Back Garden” |
| 7 | Black holes, rogue asteroids, and communists |
| 8 | Pikachu |
| 9 | Travel further back in time and step on the butterfly’s grandfather. This will prevent the butterfly from being born and thus from being stepped on by you. |
| 10 | Kansas |
| Num | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1 | Is Pluto a planet? |
| 2 | How old are you? When is your birthday? |
| 3 | How many days are in a year? |
| 4 | Who is your favorite power ranger? (OMFG Rita sux) |
| 5 | What season is it (It's cool outside...) |
| 6 | Are you a leet hacker or a newb? |
| Num | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1 | It is close to us, it lights up the sky at night, it is lovely, it makes the tides go high |
| 2 | Job |
| 3 | 9 Sickles and a Dungbomb |
| 4 | Liopleurodon |
| 5 | Sexy things |
| 6 | Cow, pidgeon, chinchilla, pig |
| 7 | The Powerpuff Girls, the Simpsons |
| 8 | Tree |
| 9 | Agent Smith and Hitler |
| 10 | Leonard Sportsinterviews |
| 11 | Canon in D by Pachabel |
| 12 | Hawaii and Alaska |