Num	Quote	Song	Artist
1	Do you remember	September	Earth Wind and Fire
2	the way things used to be?	No Action	Elvis Costello
3	Yeah, things were sweet three months ago	Bloodstream	The Chainsmokers
4	And then, and then…	Along Came Jones	Coasters
5	Williams said you don’t	The Brothers Williams Said	The Innocence Mission
6	have no choice	This Love	Maroon 5
7	Pack your bags	Two Tickets to Paradise	Eddie Money
8	It’s time to take a hike	Keep Their Heads Ringin	Dr. Dre
9	Just beat it	Beat It	Michael Jackson
10	Go, go, go!	The Cup of Life	Ricky Martin
11	Get the fuck out	Bitches Ain’t Shit	Ben Folds
12	Just gotta get right outta here	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen
13	I think you know the reason why	Everybody	Mac Miller
14	[sound of coughing]	Sweet Leaf	Black Sabbath
15	It’s a virus, ooh!	Language is a Virus	Laurie Anderson
16	Corona	Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard	Paul Simon
17	Not just for some, but for everyone	What the World Needs Now	Jackie DeShannon
18	There’s no escaping	Accidentally in Love	Counting Crows
19	so take a big deep breath of the clean fresh air	Pennies from Heaven	The Skyliners
20	Savor each sensation	Music of the Night,	Michael Crawford, from Phantom of the Opera
21	just before you draw your terminal breath	Always Look on the Bright Side of Life	Eric Idle, et. al., from Monty Python's The Life of Brian
22	Lord a’mighty, I feel my temperature rising	Burning Love	Elvis Presley
23	I got chills, they’re multiplyin’	You’re the One That I Want	John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John
24	a runny nose	In the Ghetto	Dolly Parton
25	difficulties	Catch Me Now I’m Falling	The Kinks
26	swallowing	Seven Chinese Brothers	R.E.M.
27	shorter of breath	Time	Pink Floyd
28	shivers down my spine, body’s aching all the time	Bohemian Rhapsody	William Shatner
29	Wait a second!	Mirage	Tommy James & the Shondells
30	Forgot to mention one little thing	Santa Baby	Eartha Kitt
31	It’s the end of the world	It’s the End of the World	The Carpenters
32	You’re gonna DIE!	Welcome to the Jungle	Guns N Roses
33	Breathe deep the gathering gloom	Nights in White Satin	The Moody Blues
34	Can you catch it on your tonsils?	Does Your Chewing Gun Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?	Lonnie Donegan
35	What do we have in common?	A Winter’s Ball	Lesley Odum Jr., from Hamilton
36	We’re all exposed	No Matter What You’re Told	Broken Bells
37	and contagious	Smells Like Teen Spirit	Nirvana
38	Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow	Secret Agent Man	Johnny Rivers
39	Bye bye bye!	Bye Bye Bye	N Sync
40	And I’ve often wondered, how did it all start?	Thank You for the Music	ABBA
41	There were funky Chinamen	Kung Fu Fighting	Carl Douglas
42	Whatcha wanna do for dinner?	Trapped in the Drive-Thru	Weird Al Yankovic
43	Release the bats! Release the bats!!	Release the Bats	The Birthday Party (accept Nick Cave)
44	[sound of bats screeching]	from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?	Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? theme song
45	God, that was dumb	Thanks That Was Fun	Barenaked Ladies
46	Germs are oh so small	Squishy, Squashy, Washy	Barney the Dinosaur
47	On the planes, they’re coming to America	America	Neil Diamond
48	Stay away from me	American Woman	Lenny Kravitz
49	Day after day, I stay locked up in my room	I Wish It Would Rain	The Temptations
50	It ain’t safe to leave the house	Round Here	Snoop Dogg
51	Do you know what it’s like on the outside?	New York Mining Disaster 1941	The Bee Gees
52	What can you do?	Beat on the Brat	The Ramones
53	Wear a gas mask and a veil	Pollution	Tom Lehrer
54	rubber gloves	Not in Kansas	The National
55	Don’t stand so close to me	Don’t Stand So Close to Me	The Police
56	Cover your mouth up like you got SARS	The New Workout Plan	Kanye West
57	So if you sneeze, please don’t sneeze on me	Pills	Allan Sherman
58	Wash your face and hands	Shake Rattle and Roll	Big Joe Turner
59	It doesn’t matter anyway, hey hey hey	Our Lips Are Sealed	The Go-Go’s
60	Suddenly it’s hard to breathe	Beautiful	Christina Aguilera
61	Oh, I need a breath, I need a breath, fill my lungs, let me fill my lungs	The Currents	Bastille
62	[sound of gagging and a cough]	Farewell to John Denver	Monty Python
63	Coughing up blood	Passaic 1975	The Mountain Goats
64	What you need is	Express Yourself	Madonna
65	the tube	Take the Money and Run	The Steve Miller Band
66	right down your throat	Midnight Rambler	The Rolling Stones
67	Open wide	I Melt with You	Modern English
68	Hey, we’re in trouble!	Sleeping with a Friend	Neon Trees
69	Who will save us now?	The Healing	Gary Clark Jr
70	Ladies and gentlemen, the president	Mr. President	Dickie Goodman
71	This guy, he’s an idiot	Idiot Friends	Spongebob Squarepants
72	The biggest crook from New York since Son of Sam	Position of Power	50 Cent
73	Then he walks in and yells	Trapped in the Closet (Chapter One)	R. Kelly
74	I want a new drug	I Want a New Drug	Huey Lewis & the News
75	And I don’t got no patience, no more testing	Tell Your Friends	The Weeknd
76	Boom! Do you want it? Boom! Do you need it?	Ladies and Gentlemen	Saliva
77	Oh, oh, oh, it’s magic	Magic	Pilot
78	Bad medicine!	Bad Medicine	Bon Jovi
79	Might be a chance that it might work out	Paper	Talking Heads
80	or maybe it won’t	Lullaby for a Realist	Anya Marina
81	Either way, either way	Angry Johnny	Poe
82	Let’s hear it for	Empire State of Mind	Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys
83	SCIENCE!	She Blinded Me with Science	Thomas Dolby
84	Will it work for you?	Off to See the Lizard	Jimmy Buffett
85	Why should I care, why should I care?	5:15	The Who
86	Come on and take it	Piece of My Heart	Janis Joplin
87	What have you got to lose?	Suite Judy Blue Eyes	Crosby Stills & Nash
88	You can trust me… sucker! [snickering laugh]	I Know What Boys Like	The Waitresses
89	You’re welcome!	Disco Duck	Rick Dees
90	If that don’t work, and all else fails	Live Your Life	T.I. feat. Rihanna (but not in this clip)
91	I’ll have more ideas for you	The Weekend Song/It’s Such a Good Feeling	Mr. Rogers
92	Bad ideas, but ideas nonetheless	One Foot	fun.
93	For example	I Found a Million Dollar Baby (In a Five and Ten Cent Store)	Bing Crosby
94	Hypodermics	We Didn’t Start the Fire	Billy Joel
95	all filled with	A-Punk	Vampire Weekend
96	bleach	Rockstar	Nickelback
97	When you’re thirsty, drink your fill	Love is Like an Itching in My Heart	The Supremes
98	No such thing as too much Purell	YOLO	Lonely Island with Adam Levine
99	There’s a light, a certain kind of light	To Love Somebody	Michael Bolton
100	You got to get it, put it in you!	Give It Away	Red Hot Chili Peppers
101	Anyway	The Letter	The Box Tops
102	I’m just kidding	Hot in Herre	Nelly
103	I’m really being sincere	Humpty Dance	Digital Underground
104	But it doesn’t mean that I’m serious	Oops I Did It Again	Britney Spears
105	Don’t you get it? Don’t you get it?	I Constantly Thank God for Esteban	Panic! At the Disco
106	You think I’m funny when I tell the punchline wrong	Teenage Dream	Katy Perry
107	I won’t take the blame	Love Won’t Let Me Wait	Major Harris
108	It’s not my fault, it’s not my fault	Blame It on Me	Post Malone
109	With great power comes absolutely no responsibility	Rhyme or Reason	Eminem
110	I’ve never been wrong	Losing My Edge	LCD Soundsystem
111	And I’m a genius genius	Manchester England	from Hair
112	My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.	dialogue from Blazing Saddles	Harvey Korman
113	Who’s got the biggest, who’s got the biggest, who’s got the biggest brain?	Kelly’s Heroes	Black Grape
114	I dooooo…	Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?	Apu
115	And the lesson today is	I Don’t Like Mondays	The Boomtown Rats
116	Nobody cares, and no one’s gonna help you	I’ve Got a Life	Eurythmics
117	Save yourself, save yourself, yourself	Fire Escape	Foster the People
118	Hold your breath till it’s over	We Build Then We Break	The Fray
119	How long will this go on?	Better Not Wake the Baby	Decemberists
120	When will it end?	Over Under Sideways Down	The Yardbirds
121	Well, maybe next year…	Send in the Clowns	Judy Collins