| 1 | wiggles his toes |
| 2 | five |
| 3 | Five |
| 4 | counts to five |
| 5 | He has a gold front tooth. |
| 6 | "You All Everybody" "You all everybody / you all everybody / acting like the stupid people / wearing expensive clothes." |
| 7 | These exact words were spoken by a Phil Donahue audience member some years ago, and it happened to unduly amuse J.J. Abrams and co. |
| 8 | He was in the Peace Corps. |
| 9 | She gives herself a pedicure. |
| 10 | A girls' soccer team - with the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 on their jerseys. |
| 11 | Flight 815, from Gate 23 |
| 12 | James Ford |
| 13 | "The Swan" |
| 14 | Tequila and tonic. |
| 16 | A pair of stones - one black, one white. |
| 17 | TV dinners and Twinkies |
| 18 | Her music box |
| 19 | Rom |
| 20 | FATE, and LATE |
| 21 | $83,000, for losing to him repeatedly at backgammon. |
| 22 | $23,000 |
| 23 | 4 8 15 16 23 42 |
| 24 | Love will look orange. |
| 25 | He teaches her how to swaddle him. |
| 26 | CLUCK YOU," and stolen lawn gnomes. |
| 27 | The Dharma Initiative |
| 28 | In a hollowed-out Bible |
| 29 | Every 108 minutes. |
| 1 | Cross |
| 2 | Gilligan |
| 3 | Glen (also accept Glenwood) |
| 4 | Pewterschmidt |
| 5 | Brown |
| 6 | Buddy Cianci and James Woods |
| 7 | Bermuda Grass |
| 8 | Biscuit |
| 9 | Jasper |
| 10 | Bertram |
| 11 | Mittens |
| 12 | Jake |
| 13 | Pasqual and Santos |
| 14 | Maid Madeleine |
| 15 | Tricia Takanawa |
| 16 | Ollie Williams |
| 17 | Norm MacDonald and Adam Carolla |
| 18 | Herbert |
| 19 | Kevin |
| 20 | Adam West |
| 1 | $20 |
| 2 | The Electric Company |
| 3 | "You're a Naughty Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You." |
| 4 | banana |
| 5 | Temple Beth Thupporting Actor |
| 6 | 31 Spooner Street |
| 7 | Dust Mites |
| 8 | Stewie and the Cowtones |
| 9 | Bird calls |
| 10 | "Wake me up before you go go" |
| 1 | a crab puff; Alaska |
| 2 | "Crime. boy, I don't know" |
| 3 | Evelyn Lang, Christopher Mullready, Roberto Mendoza |
| 4 | A Goldfish; C.J. likes the food, not the animal |
| 5 | She thinks it's a bathroom; "I don't know" (but accepting anything about wanting to re-do her introduction to Bartlet in a less embarrassing way) |
| 6 | Europe in 1939 |
| 7 | breasts |
| 8 | she discovers she was born in Canada |
| 9 | Rodney, a dress marine |
| 10 | In his files, under "A" for "Anal Retentive" |
| 11 | crazy glues C.J.'s phone receiver, revokes access for her I.D., and makes her desk collapse |
| 12 | Secretary of Labor |
| 13 | Molly; the Secret Service guard who gets shot during the kidnapping of Zoey Bartlet |
| 14 | He raises his arms and screams for rain to come, and it immediately downpours |
| 15 | He wanted to be a priest |
| 16 | "I love Zoey and I must have her back" |
| 17 | an opposing team's mascot, a goat |
| 18 | The Secretary General's illegally parked car has been towed |
| 19 | Ted McGinley; he's considered the patron saint of "Jump the Shark" forthe way his presence indicates that a show is losing its touch |
| 20 | Toby |
| 1 | "DEAD DOVE - DO NOT EAT." |
| 2 | It was wearing a bow tie. |
| 3 | "Tobias, you blowhard!" |
| 4 | Some guy named "Hermano" - which, of course, means "brother." |
| 5 | The Cornballer |
| 6 | Cutoff jeans-shorts underneath his clothes, because he's a Never-Nude. |
| 7 | "Afternoon Delight" |
| 8 | Fünke. [Certain parties on the team wrote "The umlaut is absolutely essential. No credit without the umlaut!" on the answer key. I believe we were more lenient than that.] |
| 9 | He sells it to the army men who use the lemon grove as a training ground. |
| 10 | "Big Yellow Joint" |
| 11 | He blows it up. |
| 12 | Her hairstylist is called up from the reserves; it says "You Can Take Away Our Stylists. But You Can't Take Away Our Style!"; and it was originally to convince Michael to get cable. |
| 13 | Steve Holt! |
| 14 | Egg, Plant, Hog, Plain, and Yam. |
| 15 | Franklin |
| 16 | Mrs. Phlyddia Featherbottom - a lovable British housekeeper |
| 17 | "Les Cousins Dangereux" |
| 18 | "Girls With Low Self-Esteem." |
| 19 | He uses a giant fake rock as a shield - because, as we all know, rock beats scissors. |
| 20 | "Analrapist." It's Tobias's clever combination of "analyst" and "therapist," of course. What did you think it was? |
| 1 | Bender Bending Rodriguez |
| 2 | No. It is the bad kind of puppy. |
| 3 | All My Circuits |
| 4 | Everybody Loves Hypnotoad |
| 5 | They got it from the Martians in exchange for a single bead, actually a gigantic diamond |
| 6 | Omicron Persei 8 |
| 7 | I. C. Weiner |
| 8 | Ron Popeil |
| 9 | HedonismBot |
| 10 | Her mother has one eye and tentacles instead of arms. Her father has one eye and a vertically-oriented jaw |
| 1 | She's terrified of elephants. |
| 2 | Sierra Springs bottled water. |
| 3 | Singing Broadway showtunes to each other. Monk sings "If Ever I Would Leave You" over and over. |
| 4 | He hires a streaker to run past her. |
| 5 | The clarinet. |
| 6 | An extremely well-organized garage. |
| 7 | She keeps asking him the "Pete and Repeat" riddle. Being Monk, he can't stand not answering, even after the twentieth time she asks. |
| 8 | He's an award-winning writer of instructional manuals [we did, however, accept the answer that detailed precisely how screwed-up Ambrose is without discussing his work on instructional manuals] |
| 9 | His mother is a quality-control operator for an airline, who overheard the culprits discussing the crime while they were on hold trying to get tickets to Costa Rica |
| 10 | Julie |
| 1 | There are three possible answers: "I hope we never part," "it makes me wanna fart," and "this thingy came apart." |
| 2 | The Hidden Temple |
| 3 | A glowing piece of the Aggro Crag |
| 4 | Wheeler: (North America, fire) Linka: (Europe, wind) Kwame: (Africa, earth) Gi: (Asia, water) Ma-Ti: (South America, heart) |
| 5 | Good Burger |
| 6 | Doug Funnie |
| 7 | Little Pete, "my little Viking" |
| 8 | The Bar None |
| 9 | The Midnight Society |
| 10 | The Loot, the Warrant, the Crook |
| 1 | "He got his head caught in a mechanical rice picker." |
| 2 | They mate at the speed of light. |
| 3 | Lore |
| 4 | Hugh |
| 5 | Lt. Worf |
| 1 | The Bizarro-world Jerry, George, and Kramer |
| 2 | The movie was Schindler's List |
| 3 | Trivial Pursuit |
| 4 | John F. Kennedy, Jr. |
| 5 | They're real, and they're spectacular. |
| 1 | turd farmer |
| 2 | "Dog on Fire" |
| 3 | John Edwards |
| 4 | Break into a dance to "Billie Jean" |
| 5 | Produce Pete, with Steve Carrell |
| 1 | Lisa and Heidi |
| 2 | He didn't bother her during childbirth, but he bugged her a lot during conception |
| 3 | "NOEL"; "LEON" |
| 4 | He hits Vila on the head with a huge wooden board |
| 5 | Psychology |
| 1 | Wayne Brady |
| 2 | A janitor on PCP [alternately, "a nigga who loves titties"] |
| 3 | Fear Factor |
| 4 | He's black |
| 5 | "Diarrhea" |
| 1 | Fyodor Dostoyevsky |
| 2 | Children's illustrator |
| 3 | Psychology |
| 4 | "If You Don't Know Me By Now" |
| 5 | "Free Love Freeway" |
| 1 | The Odd Couple |
| 2 | All in the Family |
| 3 | The Flinstones |
| 4 | Gilligan's Island |
| 5 | Happy Days |
| 6 | The Jetsons |
| 7 | Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
| 8 | Home Improvement |
| 9 | Will and Grace |
| 10 | The Office |