| 1 | 274 | Awesome Sauce: Grammar For Pussies Like You |
| 2 | 235 | It May Be Quiet on the Western Front, But It's Rowdy As Hell Out Here in EAST |
| 3 | 220 | Fresh Fruit Not Good Enough for You, Eh? |
| 4 | 214 | Willy C Harvard WTF Tai Kwan Do |
| 5 | 199 | By Grapthar's Hammer, What a Savings |
| 6 | 187 | We've Swallowed 20 Condoms Full of Trivia and We're Smuggling Them Across the Border! |
| 7 | 184 | Colon Dash RParen Space Less Than Three |
| 8 | 178 | Phenomenal Cosmic Powers, Itty-Bitty Living Space |
| 9 | 177 | Carnal Embrace is the Practice of Throwing One's Arms Around a Side of Beef |
| 10 | 173 | PupaHeef |
| 11 | 164 | Sleep is for Mortals |
| 12 | 151 | KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!! |
| 13 | 133 | Your Favorite Gay Uncle Who Does Smack |
| 14 | 127 | BOMO |
| 15 | 126 | The Wind of Spiritual Horniness Still Blows |
| 16 | 112 | Mr. Skipperdoo (Now with DSL!) |
| 17 | 103 | Robosanta is Not Invited to Our Wedding |
| 18 | 101 | Tasmanian Treebiters of the North! |
| 19 | 85 | The Two Watchwords for Tonight are Caution and Flammable |
| 20 | 84 | I Can Beat the Price You're Paying for Sperm! |
| 21 | 43 | Brokeback Johannes (Back Off, Freshman Girls. He's All Mine) |
| 22 | 40 | Sleeping With the Minnows |
| 23 | 37 | Die Eichk=E4tzchen greifen an |
| 24 | 28 | Contagious Wombat |
| 25 | 19 | Women Are Easy, State Capitals Are Hard |
| 26 | 13 | Leather Goddesses of Phobos |
| 27 | 13 | The Dorkmeisters Are Coming. No, Really, They're Coming. They're Coming! They're Coming to Kill Us! |
| 28 | 11 | That Really Great, Uber-super-special Team of Great and Wondrous Knowledge, Erudition, and Brainpow... OOH! SHINY! |
| 29 | 8 | Accept Christ, and We'll Throw in a Free Phone! |
| 30 | 6 | Gratuitous Insult Against Jesse Dill |
| 31 | 5 | I Have Nothing to Declare But My Pimp Hand |
| 32 | 4 | Attack Rabbit in NY! |
| 33 | 4 | Kaveh Sucks the Big One |
| 34 | 3 | You Just Can't Have Too Much Booty Lube |
| 35 | 2 | Dill Women Are Even Easier |
| 36 | 2 | Wonderful Kitty |
| 37 | 2 | Insult Jesse Dill Again, And Heath Dill Will Kill You. |
| 38 | 2 | In This Gaudi Apartment Complex: Casa Mila |
| 39 | 0 | People Screaming Soundlessly Into the Void, Trapped in the Gravitational Orbit of Dom Grillo |
| 40 | 0 | TSC |
| 41 | 0 | Hank G. Tojman, My Hot Unix Nerd!! |
| 42 | 0 | Team Lin |
| 43 | 0 | I Like Big Cowbells and I Cannot Lie |
| 44 | 0 | I Shot the Cowbell, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy |
| 45 | 0 | This Song Has Slightly Excessive Amounts of Cowbell |
| 46 | 0 | Laurelin Brink is the Sexiest AIM-Monkey EVER!! |
| 47 | 0 | We're Crazy Gary Oldman! We Will Dance on Your Sticky Bones! And Then We Will Make Macrame from your Intestines! WE'RE JUST THAT CRAZY!!! |
| 48 | 0 | If the Answer Isn't "Strom Thurmond," You're Not Asking the Right Question. |
| 49 | 0 | To: Crusty Alums. Complain About the Contest and I Will Flog You. Kthxbye. |
| 50 | 0 | Is That a Deku Stick in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy To See Me? |
| 51 | 0 | I Stayed Up All Night And All I Got Was This Lousy Team Name |
| 52 | 0 | Slow Adults At Play |
| 53 | 0 | Charlotte White, We Are Holding Your ID Hostage Near The Boni. The Random is Your Suffering as You Stagger Out In The Cold, Cold Air to Trek To Goodrich. |
| 54 | 0 | Dan Burns is a Stupid Marmoset |
| 55 | 0 | Bill Wants to Play, Too |
| 56 | 0 | When I Bite Into a York Peppermint Patty, I Don't Get Any Sensation. I Feel Nothing. Absolutely Nothing. Please... Leave Me Alone. |