| 1 | 255 | gremlins, or the swashbuckling take-generating hot-chip-eating crossword-failing bing-chilling nonsense-spewing axolotls |
| 2 | 235 | The Future is a Steampunk Hamster Maze? |
| 3 | 190 | Dry Heaves |
| 4 | 189 | Cream Cowboys |
| 189 | Jack Is da Bomb | |
| 6 | 161 | Death Does Not Eat Pork Chops! |
| 7 | 160 | Pokey Puppies |
| 8 | 155 | Whoppers Jr: Return of the Sandwich |
| 9 | 149 | Triple Deception |
| 10 | 146 | Occam's Toothbrush |
| 11 | 144 | please do not arrange these words into a haiku, even though they fit. |
| 12 | 117 | West Sequestered |
| 13 | 113 | Society of Sleepy Geologists |
| 14 | 95 | Area 52 |
| 15 | 94 | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass And Give Me ALL The Chances For Heardle |
| 16 | 92 | Moral Wombat |
| 17 | 90 | super hot fire trivia bandits |
| 18 | 78 | The Little Friends |
| 19 | 70 | The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North! |
| 20 | 65 | Charlie Is Staying Up Late |
| 65 | Geezers on Stun | |
| 22 | 60 | Quizats Haderach |
| 23 | 56 | if i were a bird i would also be a frog |
| 24 | 55 | BOMO |
| 25 | 33 | Pro-Money Laundering / Ignore Your Customer |
| 26 | 22 | Four Guys Just Being Dicks |
| 27 | 20 | Not on the map |
| 20 | The Village Beautiful | |
| 29 | 16 | AMB+ERST: Where the B+ is as silent as the H |
| 16 | Xanax! At The Disco | |
| 31 | 15 | Time Traveling Lumberjacks of the Confederacy |
| 32 | 12 | Zargothrax, Master of Nightmares, Keep of Celestial Flame |
| 33 | 11 | The Lone Bayonette |
| 34 | 7 | Paw Patrol Propaganda |
| 35 | 3 | Sock Monkeys, etc. |
| 36 | 0 | 1987 |
| 0 | Jojo | |
| 0 | Unemployed in Greenland | |
| 0 | a singular vortice |
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