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January 17-18, 2014

Answers for Hour Bonus 2 - The Big Bang Theory

Part I

Num Answer
1 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started, wait!
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neaderthals developed tools
We built a wall - we built the Pyramids!
Math, science, history, unraveling the Mystery
That all started with a Big Bang - BANG!
2 Talk to Mark - he has a list - we'll do our best.
3 There are a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.
4 Howard wants his astronaut nickname to be "Rocket Man", but it turns out to be "Fruit Loops".
5 Penny thinks her tattoo says "Courage" in Chinese, but actually it says "soup"
6 Sheldon's couch cushion is (0,0,0,0). Don't forget the time parameter!
7 Sheldon tries to fall asleep by counting Catwomen: Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ertha Kitt, Lee Merriweather, and Halle Berry.
8 PENNYISAFREELOADER or PENNYGETYOUROWNWIFI
9 Raj has a Lieutenant Uhura uniform in his closet.
10 Sheldon's favorite number is 73, because it's the 21st prime, and if you reverse its digits you get 37, which is the 12th prime
11 The terms in the modified Drake equation are: The number of single women in Los Angeles, The number of those who might find us attractive, and the Wallowitz Coefficient: Neediness times dress size squared.
12 Sheldon distills his friendship algorithm from the book "Stu the Cockatoo is New at the Zoo."
13 When Sheldon is climbing the wall with Kripke, he says that he is approaching an asymptote like an inverse tangent function. So it's the graph of arctangent that appears in the vanity card at the end.
14 After talking with Penny and making her cry about her family, Leonard's mother tells him, "If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what kind of cologne her father wore."
15 Sheldon knows he's not crazy because his mother had him tested.
16 Sheldon sings (and plays) "Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen".
17 The normal rules apply for Rock, Paper, and Scissors. For the other interactions:
Spock vaporizes Rock
Paper disproves Spock
Spock smashes Scissors
Rock crushes lizard
Lizard eats Paper
Scissors decapitate Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
18 Leonard must perform a series of operations on a calculator watch, Raj must paint sideburns and a Van Dyke on a 6-inch figure of Legolas the Elf, and Howard must remove the funny bone in the game of Operation.
19 Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr
20 Sheldon calls his grandmother Mee-Maw, and she calls him Moon Pie.
21 TRICK QUESTION! Leonard Hostadter, Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wallowitz, Rajesh Koothrappali, Amy Farrah Fowler, Bernadette Rostenkowski, and... Penny, whose last name has not yet been revealed.
22 Penny did a topless shower scene with a gorilla in a low budget horror film called "Serial Apist".
23 Howard and Amy both love Neil Diamond.
24 Howard's mother is a Wheel of Fortune Savant.
25 Sheldon's YouTube show about vexillology is "Fun with Flags".

Part II

Num Answer
26 Theory of Everything
27 If demand increases and supply remains unchanged, a shortage occurs, leading to a higher equilibrium price
If demand decreases and supply remains unchanged, a surplus occurs, leading to a lower equilibrium price
If demand remains unchanged and supply increases, a surplus occurs, leading to a lower equilibrium price
If demand remains unchanged and supply decreases, a shortage occurs, leading to a higher equilibrium price
28 Gestalt laws of perception [Gestalt is fine]
29 Jungian archetypes or collective unconscious
30 black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, blood
31 The Domino Theory
32 Black Swan Theory
33 Lone Gunman
34 Broken Windows Theory
35 Six Degrees of Separation
36 Anne Elk's Theory on Brontosauruses
37 Trickle-down economics
38 Chariots of the Gods
39 Paul McCartney is Dead