| 1 | 233 | Poker? I Hardly Know Her |
| 2 | 232 | Jack Is da Bomb |
| 3 | 214 | The Loganators |
| 4 | 197 | Miserable, Non-Binary Candy Is All We Deserve |
| 5 | 191 | Somehow, You Made It Worse |
| 6 | 190 | Binner at 1250 (aka the swashbuckling take-generating hot-chip-eating crossword-failing bing-chilling Uberaxolotls) |
| 190 | Cream Cowboys | |
| 8 | 176 | Area 52 (formerly known as Frogs Without Hemoglobin Part II) |
| 9 | 163 | I Saw Mommy Assuring Santa Claus That It Happens to All Guys, and It's Nothing to Be Ashamed Of |
| 10 | 159 | The Promise of a Knish |
| 11 | 130 | Collective Foole |
| 12 | 106 | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass From 6' Away With Blackjack and Hookers |
| 13 | 99 | Geezers on Stun |
| 14 | 94 | Trebecois |
| 15 | 92 | Gerbil Sparring |
| 16 | 87 | Ruth Bader Winsburg |
| 17 | 85 | Occam's Birthday Cake |
| 18 | 84 | Charlie and the Tree |
| 19 | 79 | Treacly and the Tarts |
| 20 | 68 | AmB+Herst: Putting the (not silent) B+ back in AmB+Herst since winter study 2005 |
| 21 | 63 | Triviuhhh |
| 22 | 56 | BOMO |
| 23 | 49 | Schuyler Colfacts |
| 24 | 37 | Cogito Ergo Kangaroo |
| 25 | 34 | Why is it Sherlock Gnomes? There's only one gnome... |
| 26 | 32 | A half-hearted (or less) revival of the 2015 Championship Honey Bunches of Scrote |
| 27 | 30 | Four Guys Just Being Dicks |
| 28 | 23 | Sage C |
| 29 | 14 | The Lone Bayonette |
| 30 | 2 | Tech stocks, Foxy Moneybags! |
| 31 | 1 | Are we the baddies? |
| 32 | 0 | Bomb Cyclone |
| 0 | MD3+Beam | |
| 0 | Meat Cloud | |
| 0 | Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Secret of the Sock Monkey | |
| 0 | No Eye Deer | |
| 0 | Team Anya!! | |
| 0 | TechTestTeam | |
| 0 | The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North! | |
| 0 | Todd L | |
| 0 | Unemployed in Greenland | |
| 0 | Zen happiness |
Some scoring notes may be added in the future.