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I. IDENTIFY THE SPEAKER FOR EACH OF THESE QUOTES.

  1. "What color underwear am I wearing?"

  2. "Bucko."

  3. "Hokey Smokes!"

  4. "Holey Moley!" (Either of two sources)

  5. "I think I got it figured out, boss."

  6. "Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."

  7. "I seek not to know the answers, but to understand the questions."

  8. "...before whom you can speak as freely as before myself."

II. NAME THE STADIUM EACH PLAYED IN IMMEDIATELY BEFORE OCCUPYING THEIR PRESENT HOMES.

  1. San Francisco 49ers

  2. San Diego Chargers

  3. Cincinnati Reds

  4. San Francisco Giants

  5. St. Louis Cardinals (baseball)

III. NAME THE OFFICIAL PRODUCTS OF THE 1980 WINTER OLYMPICS.

  1. Beer

  2. Oil

  3. Deodorant

  4. Yogurt

  5. Cheese

IV. NAME THE SPOUSES (SOME ARE "EX-") FROM TV'S "M*A*S*H.

  1. B.J.

  2. Frank Burns

  3. Max Klinger

  4. Henry Blake

  5. Sherman Potter

  6. Margaret Houlihan

V. NAME THE HOMETOWNS IN EACH CASE, ALSO FROM TV's "M*A*S*H."

  1. B.J.

  2. Hawkeye

  3. Frank Burns

  4. Henry Blake

  5. Sherman Potter

  6. Radar O'Reilly

VI. NAME ALL FIVE MEMBERS OF COMICS' "THE INFERIOR FIVE."

VII. NAME ALL SEVEN "METAL MEN," NOT INCLUDING DOC MAGNUS.

VIII. FROM "THE JERK," WHAT ARE THE SEVEN THINGS WHICH STEVE MARTIN TAKES WITH HIM WHEN HE LEAVES?

IX. FROM "AMERICAN GRAFFITI," WHAT ARE THE SIX THINGS WHICH TOAD ASKS FOR IN THE LIQUOR STORE?

X. BELOW ARE DESCRIPTIONS OF FIFTEEN TV SHOWS. NAME EACH SHOW.

  1. An amnesiac is hunted by people of his past.

  2. Newlyweds live in somewhat less-than-comfy housing conditions.

  3. A man has blood which heals any disease.

  4. A Britisher and an American team up, as a pair of rich and royal adventurer-spies.

  5. A daughter and her dad are con-artist investigators.

  6. A foxy detective has an ocelot for a pet.

  7. A business executive is forced by his boss into fire-escape rendezvouses with an upstairs female partner.

  8. A reporter tracks down vampires, giant lizards, etc.

  9. A James Thurber character has a wife, a dog, and a daughter with braces.

  10. Lewis and Clark are a pair of zany morning radio jocks.

  11. A man returns from a 20-year prison term to find his illegitimate son (whom he never knew he'd had) in his old profession of private investigator.

  12. A London-based detective show in which a seasoned investigator teams with a green American sleuth.

  13. A plane crash leaves young adults the chance to create their own society on a previously-deserted island.

  14. A former soldier on a quest. The weekly opening sequence was one of TV's earliest stripteases.

  15. A man returns to a much chnaged society after spending a long time in cold storage.