#1
Realm: Miscellaneous Subrealm: Williamsiana
Question: A question close to the hearts of all us Drotters--- there are four fall-out shelters in the central campus. Three of them are located in the Science Quad, the Thompson Memorial Chapel, and the LaSalle Gymnasium. Where is the fourth?
Answer: Lehman Hall (where Maximus Drott was born a year and a half ago).
Song: "Hello, Hello," by the Sopwith Camel
#2
Realm: Advertising
Question: What are Gaines Burgers?
Answer: The canned dog food without the can!
Song: "Last Kiss," by J. Frank Wilson (and the Cavalier Band)
#3
Realm: Movies
Question: From "Casablanca," what line follows "Major Strasser has been shot"?
Answer: "Round up the usual suspects."
Song: "Western Union," by the Five Americans
#4
Realm: TV THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: From "Saturday Night Live," we would like to know the following products: 1) the dessert topping that's also a floor wax 2) the cereal that's better tasting 'cause it's mined 3) the watch so advanced it takes two people to operate and 4) we want to know the character who endorsed the National Express card. We will award one point for three correct, two points for all four.
Answer: 1) Shimmer; 2) Quarry; 3) Kromega III; 4) Rubin "Hurricane" Carter.
Song: "Precious and Few," by (Sonny Geraci and) Climax
#5
Realm: Sports
Question: Who was the last Yankee to lead the American League in batting?
Answer: Mickey Mantle (NOT Cliff Johnson).
Song: "So (Much) in Love," by the Tymes
#6
Realm: Advertising
Question: What's the first thing you notice about the Bic shaver?
Answer: "That the handle (whistle) is hollow." (The second thing you notice is that the guy is wearing lipstick.)
Song: "Wipe Out," by the Surfaris
#7
Realm: Movies THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: In "Superman" (the movie), what are the five words that Lois Lane has difficulty spelling? One point for any three, two points for all five.
Answer: Raped, brassiere, massacre, bloodletting, and Krypton.
Song: "Indiana Wants Me," by R. Dean Taylor
#8
Realm: Comics
Question: From "Doonesbury," Jimmy Thudpucker chose a name for his son, but his wife rejected it in favor of "Bill." So Jimmy came up with another option. Give us either of Jimmy's choices.
Answer: "Feedback" or "Rimshot."
Song: "Denise," by Randy and the Rainbows
#9
Realm: Advertising Subrealm: Singalong
Question: Sing the Frito Bandito song!
Answer: "Ay, ay, ay, ay! / I am the Frito Bandito / I love Fritos corn chips, I love them, I do / I love Fritos corn chips, I'll take them from you." (Ay, ay, ay, ay......)
Song: "The Rapper," by the Jaggerz
#10
Realm: TV Subrealm: Sports
Question: We are proud to introduce the subrealm of Trashsports! The obstacle course in this year's men's Superstars competition consisted of seven obstacles. Name them.
Answer: Wall; tube (or tunnel); football sled; tires; waterjump; high jump; (pair of) hurdles.
Song: "What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted," by Jimmy Ruffin
#11
Realm: TV Subrealm: Cartoons
Question: For what college does Bullwinkle play football?
Answer: Whatsamatta U.
Song: "Mama Said," by the Shirelles
#12
Realm: Movies
Question: What is the name of the power plant in "The China Syndrome"?
Answer: Ventana.
Song: "Nowhere to Run," by Martha and the Vandellas
#13
Realm: Miscellaneous
Question: Marilyn Monroe appeared on the first cover of "Playboy," but was not a celebrity at the time. Who was the first established female celebrity to appear on a "Playboy" cover?
Answer: Barbra Streisand.
Song: "Not Enough Italians," by Dean Martin
(NOTE: Marilyn Monroe was already a star when "Playboy" #1 came out. However, the nude photo itself had been taken several years before, when she was not.)
#14
Realm: TV THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: Other than "Miscellaneous," there are five "Jeopardy" categories which feature miscellaneous questions. Three correct earns one point, all five gets you two.
Answer: Odds and Ends; Bits and Pieces; Potpourri; Goulash; Hodgepodge.
Song: "The Pied Piper," by the Crispian St. Peters
#15
Realm: Movies
Question: In "Deliverance," what town is the campers' downriver terminus?
Answer: Aintry.
Song: "Quarter to Three," by Gary "U.S." Bonds
#16
Realm: Miscellaneous Subrealm: Fantasy and Sci-Fi THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: We want the colors of: 1) Arwen Evenstar's eyes, from Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" 2) the eyes of any spice addict, in Frank Herbert's "Dune" and 3) and 4) the two rings in C.S. Lewis' "Chronicles of Narnia." Three right equals 1 point, all four equals two.
Answer: 1) Gray; 2) ALL blue; 3 and 4) Green and yellow.
Song: "That's My Desire," by Chuck Berry
#17
Realm: TV
Question: What was the name of the bandleader and his band on "Fernwood 2Night"
(later America 2Night")?
Answer: Happy Kyne and the Mirthmakers.
Song: "Sixteen Candles," by the Crests
#18
Realm: Movies
Question: There are eleven different items in the B-52 survival kit in "Dr. Strangelove." Name six.
Answer: (3 pair) nylons; (3) lipstick; (9 packs) chewing gum; (1) drug issue; (1 issue) prophylactics; (1) .45-caliber automatic; (2 boxes) ammunition; (4 days concentrated emergency) rations; $100 gold; $100 rubles; (1 miniature combination) Russki dictionary / Bible.
Song: "Stranger on the Shore," by Mr. Acker Bilk
#19
Realm: Movies
Question: What is the slogan of the political candidate in "Taxi Driver"?
Answer: "We Are The People."
Song: "Soulful Strut," by Young-Holt Unlimited
#20
Realm: Music
Question: The Beatles have written many songs about women: Michelle, Eleanor Rigby, etc. Other than the ones that appear in song TITLES, give us four women mentioned by name in Beatles' songs.
Answer: Mother Mary ("Let It Be"); Pam ("Mean Mr. Mustard"); Lucy ("I Am the Walrus"); Loretta ("Get Back"); Aunt Mary ("Long Tall Sally"); Molly
("Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"); Vera ("When I'm 64"); Doris Day ("Dig It"); Nancy or McGill or Lil ("Rocky Raccoon"); Joan, Rose and Valerie ("Maxwell's Silver Hammer").
Song: "Black Is Black," by Los Bravos
#21
Realm: Advertising
Question: What is the slogan for Tropicana orange juice?
Answer: If it isn't in the orange, it's not in Tropicana.
Song: "Baby Elephant Walk," by the Miniature Men
#22
Realm: Advertising
Question: Very simply, who is Marshall Brodine?
Answer: Spokesman for TV Magicards.
Song: "I'll Never Find Another You," by the Seekers
#23
Realm: Comics
Question: Hal "Green Lantern" Jordan is the only superhero who has had an Eskimo sidekick. 1) Name the sidekick; and 2) Name the company they both worked for.
Answer: 1) Pieface; 2) Ferris Aircraft.
Song: "Shame, Shame," by the Magic Lanterns
#24
Realm: Williamsiana
Question: At the Taconic Golf Course Clubhouse, there is a sign whose first half reads, "No preferred lies." What does the second half say?
Answer: "We play golf here."
Song: "Party Doll," by Buddy Knox
#25
Realm: Movies
Question: In "To Have and Have Not," what is the name of the second bar Bogart and Bacall visit, after the shooting in the hotel?
Answer: The Zombie.
Song: "Tell Her No," by the Zombies
#26
Realm: Sports THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: The high or low point, depending on your outlook, of every NFL telecast is the UN-coverage of the cheerleading squad. For one point get four, and for two points get all six of the following squad names: 1) Buffalo; 2) Chicago; 3) Houston; 4) Philadelphia; 5) Seattle; and 6) Tampa Bay.
Answer: 1) Jills; 2) Honeybears; 3) Derrick Dolls; 4) Liberty Belles; 5) Sea-Gals; 6) Buckeroos.
Song: "Oh Babe, What Would You Say?" by Norman "Hurricane" Smith
#27
Realm: Advertising The Ralph Bradburd Econ 208 Memorial Question
Question: Marlboro cigarettes are now endorsed by a macho cowboy, but how were Marlboros originally recommended to their prospective buyers?
Answer: They were originally intended for women, and their RED FILTERS were designed to hide lipstick marks.
Song: "Venus," by the Shocking Blue
#28
Realm: TV Subrealm: Trek
Question: In the Hugo Award-winning episode, "City on the Edge of Forever," how does Kirk explain Spock's ears to a 1930's Earth policeman?
Answer: (When he was a young boy) his ears got caught in a Chinese rice-picking machine.
Song: "My Baby Loves Lovin'," by White Plains
#29
Realm: Advertising
Question: Specifically, why do you need a Ginsu knife?
Answer: Because you can't slice a tomato with your hand.
Song: "Yesterday's Gone," by Chad and Jeremy
#30
Realm: Sports
Question: Other than the usual coaches, parents, teammates, etc., which unusual person did Alvan Adams thank upon receiving the Rookie of the Year award for the 1975-76 NBA season?
Answer: David Thompson (for playing in the ABA).
Song: "I Can't Let Go," by the Hollies
#31
Realm: Miscellaneous Subrealm: Fantasy and Sci-Fi
Question: Give us five of the nine princes in Amber.
Answer: Corwin, Random, Benedict, Bleys, Gerard, Eric, Julian, Caine, Brand.
Song: "It's No Secret," by the Jefferson Airplane
#32
Realm: Movies, Comics, and Real Life
Question: What are the preferred guns of: a) Uncle Duke b) James Bond (his FAVORITE); and c) Son of Sam?
Answer: a) .357 Magnum (25 caliber); b) Baretta; c) .44-caliber Colt revolver.
Song: "Ringo," by Lorne Greene
#33
Realm: Sports
Question: Who is Charlie Bauman?
Answer: The Clemson player Woody Hayes slugged in the Gator Bowl.
Song: "Double Shot (of My Baby's Love)," by the Swingin' Medallions
#34
Realm: TV
Question: Who is Bernie Tupperman?
Answer: The urologist on "The Bob Newhart Show."
Song: "Pretty Ballerina," by the Left Banke
#35
Realm: Comics
Question: Beyond the fact that they were all members of the Legion of Super-Heroes, what do Bouncing Boy, Ferro Lad, Invisible Kid, Sun Boy, and Colossal Kid all have in common?
Answer: They were all born on Earth.
Song: "Friday on My Mind," by the Easybeats
#36
Realm: Advertising
Question: Ice cream, milk and flavorings blended into a drink is called various things in various parts of the country. Friendly's version includes a unique adjective. We want the full two-word phrase, and for good measure, give us the one-word description of Dairy Queen food.
Answer: Frabulous Fribble; and "Scrumpdillyicious."
Song: "South Street," by the Orlons
#37
Realm: Movies THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: In Woody Allen's "Annie Hall," four schoolchildren stand up and tell what they later became. Two right is worth a point, all four gets you two.
Answer: 1) "I own a (profitable) plumbing company"; 2) "I sell talises"; 3) "I'm into leather"; 4) "I used to be a heroin addict, now I'm a methadone addict."
Song: "Do You Know What I Mean," by Lee Michaels
#38
Realm: Miscellaneous
Question: If you drive to Boston on Route 2, you pass through Leominster, and a billboard tells you all you have to know about Leominster. What exactly is that?
Answer: "The Pioneer Plastic City."
Song: "Tower of Strength," by Gene McDaniels
#39
Realm: Sports THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: In the last two Olympics, a total of six Americans have won gold medals in boxing. Who were they? Four right is worth a point, and all six is worth two.
Answer: Sugar Ray Seales ('72); Sugar Ray Leonard ('76); Leon Spinks ('76); Michael Spinks ('76); Howard Davis ('76); and Leo Randolph ('76).
Song: "Love on a Two-Way Street," by the Moments
#40
Realm: Sports
Question: We all know that Alan Shepherd is the only person to hit a golf ball on the moon. Who is the only person to hit a golf ball over the Great Wall of China?
Answer: Jim McKay.
Song: "Younger Girl," by the Critters
#41
Realm: Sports
Question: Jim McKay is the only person to hit a golf ball over the Great Wall of China. Who is the only tournament pro who could slice a ball into the ocean on the 18th at Pebble Beach?
Answer: Bob Charles (explain).
Song: "She's a Fool," by Leslie Gore
#42
Realm: TV
Question: Give the voiceover introduction to each episode of "The Six Million Dollar Man." (We know there is an expanded version. We'll accept the shorter one.)
Answer: "Steve Austin, astronaut-- a man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was before-- better, stronger, faster."
Song: "Sink the Bismarck," by Johnny Horton
#43
Realm: Movies
Question: What do Peter Joshua, Carson Dyle, Adam Canfield and Brian Crookshank all have in common?
Answer: They were all Cary Grant, in "Charade."
Song: "My Boomerang Won't Come Back," by Charlie Drake
#44
Realm: Movies
Question: Make the sound of the doorbell in "Murder By Death."
Answer: Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a. (An appropriate scream will do.)
Song: "Theme from 'Dr. Kildare' (Three Stars Will Shine Tonight)," by Richard Chamberlain
(Noise by Charlie)
#45
Realm: Miscellaneous
Question: According to Steve Martin, "Steve" is not his real first name. What is his real first name, and what is his sister's real first name?
Answer: Uh-heel, uh-heel, uh-heel; and Buh-bll, buh-bll, buh-bll.
Song: "Nice To Be With You," by Gallery
(Noise by Rick)
#46
Realm: TV
Question: From "The Addams Family," 1) how do you know when the mail has arrived? And 2) how do you know when someone is at the door?
Answer: 1) Vhoop, vhoop, VHOOP; and 2) HONK (foghorn sound).
Song: "Cherry Hill Park," by Billy Joe Royal
#47
Realm: Comics
Question: What is the Asgardian name for Earth?
Answer: Midgard.
Song: "Wild Weekend," by the Rebels
#48
Realm: TV Subrealm: Cartoons
Question: On "The Flintstones," Fred's outer space pal was the Great Gazoo. What planet was he from?
Answer: Zaatox.
Song: "Lollipop," by the Chordettes
#49
Realm: Advertising
Question: Dick Fosbury likes his Burger King Whopper with extra ketchup, no pickles, and what else?
Answer: Upside-down.
Song: "Blue Moon," by the Ventures
#50
Realm: Advertising
Question: What are the punchlines from the following Carefree Sugarless Gum ads: 1) The explorers skit; 2) the Sherlock Holmes skit; and 3) the baseball skit?
Answer: 1) ("I can see Ohio, Columbus.") "That's Columbus, Ohio." 2) ("You must have learned that in high school.") "Elementary, my dear Watson." 3) ("You can't take the world serious.") "That's IT! The World Serious!"
Song: "Evil Woman (Don't You Play Your Games With Me)," by Crow
#51
Realm: Sports
Question: Ricahrd "Digger" Phelps is the basketball coach at Notre Dame. How did he get his nickname?
Answer: His father is a mortician.
Song: "The Ballad of Cat Ballou," by Nat "King" Cole and Stubby Kaye
#52
Realm: TV
Question: Who are Troy, Moffitt, Mitch and Tully?
Answer: The Rat Patrol.
Song: "We've Gotta Get You a Woman," by Runt
#53
Realm: Movies
Question: In "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," who appears in the two pictures on the narrator's desk?
Answer: Franklin D. Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan.
Song: "Deep Purple," by Nino Tempo and April Stevens
#54
Realm: Advertising Subrealm: Singalong
Question: Sing the Aunt Jemima SYRUP jingle.
Answer: "Aunt Jemima pancakes without her syrup, is like a ship without a sail, like a boat without a rudder, like a kite without a tail." OR "Aunt Jemima pancakes without her syrup, is like the Spring without the Fall, there's only one thing worse in this universe, that's no Aunt Jemima at all."
Song: "Backstabbers," by the O'Jays
#55
Realm: TV
Question: In "Hogan's Heroes," what were the civilian occupations of Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schultz?
Answer: Klink-- bookkeeper; Schultz-- owner of Schatze Toy Company.
Song: "Smile A Little Smile For Me," by the Flying Machine
#56
Realm: Miscellaneous Subrealm: Fantasy and Sci-Fi
Question: Isildur was slain and the one ring was lost in the same field. What was its name?
Answer: Gladden.
Song: "26 Miles (Santa Catalina)," by the Four Preps
#57
Realm: Sports
Question: Only two current pitchers have beaten all twenty-six major league teams. Who are they?
Answer: Rick Wise and Gaylord Perry (who are the only pitchers to have lost to all 26 teams as well).
Song: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," by Robert John
(NOTE: This contest occurred at the very beginning of the third season of teams #25 and #26, the Blue Jays and Mariners. The feat was since accomplished by another 5-8 pitchers. And of course, with the advent of the Rockies, Marlins, Diamondbacks and Devil Rays, all those records are out the window.)
#58
Realm: Advertising
Question: "Hold" cough drops work for four long hours. What ingredient enables them to perform this incredible feat?
Answer: Dextramathorphan.
Song: "Lizzie Borden," by the Chad Mitchell Trio
#59
Realm: Movies
Question: What type of sports car does Dustin Hoffman drive in "The Graduate"?
Answer: An Alfa Romeo Spider.
Song: "Jingle Jangle," by the Archies
#60
Realm: TV
Question: Name Samantha Stevens' father, two aunts, and the couple across the street.
Answer: Maurice, Agatha and Clara, Abner and Gladys Kravitz.
Song: "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron," by the Royal Guardsmen
#61
Realm: Advertising
Question: The law says the Hellman's people have to call it imitation mayonnaise. Why?
Answer: Because they don't use whole eggs.
Song: "Heat of the Night," by Ray Charles
#62
Realm: Movies
Question: Arthur C. Clarke incorporated material from a number of his novels into "2001: A Space Odyssey," but what short story is his screenplay based on?
Answer: "The Sentinel."
Song: "Kisses Sweeter Than Wine," by Jimmie Rodgers
#63
Realm: Sports
Question: What was the nickname of the Macon, Georgia minor league hockey team?
Answer: The Macon Whoopies.
Song: "If You Wanna Be Happy," by Jimmy Soul
#64
Realm: TV
Question: In the first years of the series, three actresses were regular members of the Impossible Missions Force. Name them.
Answer: Barbara Bain; Linda Day George; and Leslie Warren.
Song: "The Inner Light," by the Beatles
#65
Realm: TV
Question: What is the segment of "The Muppet Show" that features "Dr. Bob"?
Answer: "Veterinarians' Hospital."
Song: "Keep On Dancing," by the Gentrys
#66
Realm: Sports
Question: Two NFL backs have gone over 1,000 yards in their first two seasons. Who are they?
Answer: John Brockington and Tony Dorsett.
Song: "Lady Godiva," by Peter and Gordon
#67
Realm: Comics
Question: Other than their various powers, what do Supergirl and Ms. Marvel have in common?
Answer: The last name Danvers (Linda and Carol, respectively).
Song: "Gypsy Woman," by Brian Hyland
#68
Realm: Movies THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: For one point apiece: 1) Who sponsored the Bad News Bears, and 2) who sponsored the Yankees, their championship game opponents?
Answer: 1) Chico's Bail Bonds, and 2) Denny's (restaurants).
Song: "She Cried," by Jay and the Americans
#69
Realm: TV
Question: Sing the "Gilligan's Island" CLOSING theme.
Answer: "Now this is a tale of our castaways, they're here for a long, long time. They'll have to make the best of things; it's an uphill climb. (The first mate and the Skipper, too, will do their very best, to make the others comfortable in their tropic island nest.) No phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe, they're primitive as can be. So join us here each week, my friends, you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways, here on Gilligan's Isle!"
Song: "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye," by Steam
(NOTE: The lyrics in parentheses were not included on Maximus Drott's sheet.)
#70
Realm: TV Subrealm: Cartoons
Question: What planet other than Earth did Underdog champion?
Answer: Zot.
Song: "Long Lonesome Highway," by Michael Parks
#71
Realm: TV
Question: According to "Weekend Update," what is Betty Ford's foolproof method of birth control?
Answer: Before going to bed, she gives Gerry a stick of gum.
Song: "Lazy Day," by Spanky and Our Gang
#72
Realm: Movies
Question: Bogart boats. Please name: 1) the boat which burns in "The Maltese Falcon": 2) Bogie's boat in "To Have and Have Not"; 3) the boat on which Bogie shot Edward G. Robinson in "Key Largo."
Answer: 1) La Paloma; 2) Queen Conch; 3) Santana.
Song: "When a Man Loves a Woman," by Percy Sledge
#73
Realm: Miscellaneous Subrealm: Fantasy and Sci-Fi
Question: Identify the speaker; 1 point for two, two points for all three: 1) From Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings": "Pity! It was pity that stayed his hand." 2) From the movies: "Ah, to be dead. To be truly dead-- that would be wonderful." 3) From Tolkien's "The Hobbit": "I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles."
Answer: 1) Gandalf; 2) Dracula; 3) Bilbo (not Fran Tarkenton).
Song: "Gitarzan," by Ray Stevens
#74
Realm: Sports
Question: Name the only two teams to win the pennant after being lower than eighth place the preceding year.
Answer: The '67 Red Sox and the '69 Mets.
Song: "Just One Look," by Doris Troy
#75
Realm: Advertising
Question: What pop singing group sponsored milk?
Answer: The Cowsills.
Song: "Da Doo Ron Ron (When He Walked Me Home)," by the Crystals
#76
Realm: TV Subrealm: Cartoons
Question: What is the name of the currency used by King Leonardo and Odi Cologni?
Answer: Bongo Bucks.
Song: "Leader of the Laundromat," by the Detergents
#77
Realm: Sports
Question: What is the most recent team to have all four starters win 20 games, and who were the pitchers?
Answer: The 1971 Orioles: Dobson, McNally, Cuellar, Palmer.
Song: "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah," by Bob B. Soxx and the Blue Jeans
#78
Realm: TV
Question: For whom did Archie Bunker vote in the 1976 Presidential election?
Answer: (He wrote in) Richard Nixon.
Song: "Talent Round-up," by Jimmy Dodd (from "The Mickey Mouse Club")
#79
Realm: Advertising
Question: When Quake raced the quangeroo, they started in New York. Where was the finish line?
Answer: Lampoc, California.
Song: "Which Way You Goin', Billy," by the Poppy Family (featuring Susan Jacks)
#80
Realm: Sports
Question: Who sang the national anthem before the second Ali-Spinks fight?
Answer: Joe Frazier.
Song: "I Like Beer," by Tom T. Hall
(NOTE: According to the engineer, "sang" might be pushing it a bit. "Moved his lips to his previous recording" would be more apropos)
#81
Realm: Williamsiana
Question: Two of the most visited spots on Spring Street are Diau's and the Log. Name the seven RETAIL stores that front on the east side of Spring Street between Diau's and the Log.
Answer: News Room; Goodman's Jewelers; McClelland Press; Hart's Pharmacy; Salvatore's; King's; and Penny's Place.
Song: "Society's Child," by Janis Ian
#82
Realm: Movies THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: Who sang the theme song or main title from each of the following James Bond movies? Three earns you one point, all five gets you two. 1) Thunderball; 2) You Only Live Twice; 3) On Her Majesty's Secret Service; 4) Diamonds Are Forever; and 5) The Man with the Golden Gun?
Answer: 1) Tom Jones; 2) Nancy Sinatra; 3) Louis Armstrong (Main Title--"We Have All the Time in the World"); 4) Shirley Bassey (who also sang "Goldfinger"); and 5) Lulu.
Song: "Come Saturday Morning," by the Sandpipers
#83
Realm: Advertising
Question: To what other baseball player did Pete Rose give advice concerning hair tonic?
Answer: Steve Garvey.
Song: "You Were On My Mind," by We Five
#84
Realm: Highbrow Williamsiana
Question: Which Nathaniel Hawthorne short story took place on Mt. Greylock?
Answer: Ethan Brand.
Song: "Green Tambourine," by the Lemon Pipers
#85
Realm: TV
Question: How did Dan Rowan always introduce Dick Martin on "Laugh-In News"?
Answer: "Here's the man to whom the news wouldn't be the news without the news-- he-e-e-ere's Dicky!"
Song: "Easier Said Than Done," by the Essex
#86
Realm: Movies
Question: From "Equus," the boy who has poked out the horse's eyes sings the jingle for a TV/radio advertisement. Sing the ditty.
Answer: "Double your pleasure, double your fun, with doublegood, doublegood, Doublemint Gum!"
Song: "Gimme Little Sign," by Brenton Wood
#87
Realm: Sports THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: Dwight Stone wore two different tee-shirts at the 1976 Olympics. Parts 1 and 2: What appeared on each? Part 3: What appeared on Bruce Jenner's tee-shirt at the same Olympics? Part 4: What appeared on Patty Hearst's tee-shirt the day she was released from prison? One point for two correct answers, and two points for all four.
Answer: 1 and 2) Picture of Mickey Mouse, and "I Love French Canadians"; 3) "Feet Don't Fail Me Now"; and 4) "Pardon Me."
Song: "Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)," by John Fred and His Playboy Band
#88
Realm: Comics
Question: What is the greatest accomplishment in Bizarro golf?
Answer: A tee-in-one.
Song: "Little Beatle Boy," by the Angels
#89
Realm: Movies
Question: From "Harold and Maude," according to Harold, what was the first way he died which caused his fascination with death?
Answer: He mixed two chemicals in class and caused a large explosion, knocking a hole in the floor.
Song: "The Angels Listened In," by the Crests
#90
Realm: Advertising
Question: What is the slogan for Seiko watches?
Answer: "Someday all watches will be made this way."
Song: "Don't You Care," by the Buckinghams
#91
Question: From the nether-realm of Monty Python, what is the name of Dimsdale Pirahna's arch-enemy?
Answer: Spiney Norman.
Song: "Go Now!" by the Moody Blues
#92
Realm: Movies
Question: From "Animal House," what was the name of the nightclub where the Delta frat boys found Otis Day for the second time?
Answer: The Dexter Lake Club.
Song: "Sweet Soul Music," by Arthur Conley
#93
Realm: Sports
Question: Name the only player to have been in uniform for the breaking of both of Babe Ruth's records, i.e. 60 home runs in a season, and 714 home runs.
Answer: Al Downing.
Song: "Give Me Just A Little More Time," by the Chairmen of the Board
(NOTE: Of course, Babe Ruth held dozens of hitting AND pitching records, not just the two most-famous ones listed above.)
#94
Realm: TV
Question: Before the theme song began, how did every show of "My Three Sons" start?
Answer: Fred MacMurray (Mr. Douglas) says, "Welcome to our show."
Song: "The Sleepwalk," by Santo and Johnny
(The title is actually "Sleep Walk," but "The Sleepwalk" is kind of cool.)
(NOTE: At this point, time was obviously pressing on Maximus Drott and they wanted to get certain questions in. It would appear that they reached 101 questions. But the exact combination of crossed-out and renumbered questions is a bit confusing, with even Song #113 being switched by hand (was it ever even played?).
#A brave attempt to reproduce the order of questions actually read over the radio will be made here; we apologize for our inevitable botch.)
#95
Realm: Comics THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: It's fill in the blanks time! Complete the following lines which are often uttered by Dr. Stephen Strange. One point for any three, two points for all five: 1) The mystic moons of _____; 2) The eye of the all-seeing ______; 3) The vapors of ______; 4) The crimson bands of ______; 5) The hosts of ______ ______ (two words).
Answer: 1) Munnopor; 2) Agamotto; 3) Valtorr; 4) Cytorrak; 5) hoary Hoggoth.
Song: "Reflections of My Life," by the Marmalade
(ORIGINALLY QUESTION #96)
#96
Realm: Advertising Subrealm: Singalong
Question: Sing the Buster Brown jingle.
Answer: "Does your shoe have a boy inside? What a funny place for a boy to hide. Does your shoe have a dog there, too? A boy and a dog and a foot in a shoe. Well, the boy is Buster Brown, and the dog is Tige, his friend. And they're really just a picture, but it's fun to play pretend. So look, look, look in your telephone book, for the store that sells the shoe with the picture of the boy and the dog inside, so you can put your foot in, too. Buster Brown shoes! Woof, woof!"
Song: "Jean," by Oliver
(ORIGINALLY QUESTION #99)
#97
Realm: Comics
Question: From "Doonesbury," when Mike was writing a biology paper on "Juxtabronchial Organ Secretions in the Higher Mollusks," what was the title of the paper B.D. was writing?
Answer: "Our Friend the Beaver."
Song: "Am I The Same Girl," by Barbara Acklin
(ORIGINALLY QUESTION #101)
#98
Realm: Movies
Question: In "The Great Escape," there is an extra P.O.W. in the shower. What does he say he is doing there, when the German guard asks him?
Answer: "I'm the lifeguard."
Song: "Wooly Bully," by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs
(ORIGINALLY QUESTION #102)
#99
Realm: TV
Question: In "M*A*S*H," what is the name of the radio / telephone operator Radar goes through when phoning the States?
Answer: Sparky.
Song: "A Thousand Miles Away," by the Heartbeats
(ORIGINALLY QUESTION #103)
#100
Realm: Movies
Question: In the movie "Titanic," what song is being sung in the piano bar at the moment the ship hits the iceberg?
Answer: "Yard By Yard."
Song: "Baby, Baby, I Can't Take It No More," by Tommy James and the Shondells
(ORIGINALLY QUESTION #104)
#101
Realm: Sports
Question: Two coaches of major pro sports teams who have coached these teams for at least five years have been the only coaches in the respective histories of their franchises. Who are they?
Answer: Tom Landry (Dallas Cowboys); Bill Fitch (Cleveland Cavaliers).
Song: "Just Like Me," by Paul Revere and the Raiders
(ORIGINALLY QUESTION #105)
(NOTE: The following questions were, presumably, not asked.)
#95
Realm: Movies
Question: In "Goldfinger," when James Bond goes to Q Division, what were the two spy devices being tested by the scientists?
Answer: A gassing parking meter, and a bullet-proof vest.
Song: "Smoky Places," by the Corsairs
#97
Realm: Advertising
Question: Die to a recent contest, we know that Bobby Short sang the original "Charlie" song. What other celebrated vocalist sings the "Charlie" song?
Answer: Mel Torme.
Song: "Bird Dog," by the Everly Brothers
#98
Realm: Sports
Question: In the first baseball expansion in 1961 and 1962, four new teams entered the majors. What were their names?
Answer: Houston Colt 45's, New York Mets, Washington Senators, Los Angeles Angels.
Song: "One Summer Night," by the Danleers
#100
Realm: TV
Question: The name of the always-drunk doorman on "Rhoda" was Carlton. Who played him, and what was that person's other function on the show?
Answer: Lorenzo Music, the producer.
Song: "Navy Blue," by Diane Renay
#106
Realm: Advertising
Question: What products are represented by the following slogans: 1) "The perfume no two women can share. As individual as you are." and 2) "Sensual... but not too far from innocence"?
Answer: 1) Cachet; and 2) Jontue.
Song: "Don't Think Twice," by the Wonder Who
(THIS QUESTION WAS RENUMBERED AS #101, THEN #102, THEN CROSSED OUT.)
#107
Realm: Sports
Question: The Dallas Cowboys have had exactly three regular middle linebackers in their twenty-year history. Who were they?
Answer: Jerry Tubbs, Leroy Jordan, and Bob Breunig.
Song: "Backfield in Motion," by Mel and Tim
(THIS QUESTION WAS RENUMBERED AS #102, THEN #103, THEN CROSSED OUT.)
#108
Realm: Advertising
Question: Lucianne Avedon now uses Camay and she is GORGEOUS (or so she claims). But she was an UGLY teenager. We want to know the two phrases that describe just how ugly she was.
Answer: "Freckly-faced" and "droopy-shouldered."
Song: "Goodbye Cruel World," by James Darren
(THIS QUESTION WAS RENUMBERED AS #103, THEN #104. IT WAS NOT CROSSED OUT.)
#109
Realm: TV
Question: When Christopher Lee appeared on "Saturday Night Live," he showed previews of three nonexistent films. What were they?
Answer: The Island of Lost Luggage; The Thing That Wouldn't Leave; Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Rogers.
Song: "Presidential Interview," by Dickie Goodman
#110
Realm: Advertising THREE-POINT PLAY
Question: What are the slogans of: 1) John Hancock; 2) Metropolitan Life; and 3) Connecticut General Insurance companies? One point for any two, two points for all three.
Answer: "Put your John Hancock on a John Hancock.", "We're helping 40 million people"; OR "Where the future is now.", "Comin' through for you, that's what Connecticut General people do."
Song: "Land of a Thousand Dances," by Thee Midniters
#111
Realm: Sports
Question: One current major leaguer is the last not to wear a batting helmet. Who is he?
Answer: Bob Montgomery.
Song: "Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye," by the Casinos
#112
Realm: Advertising
Question: What laxative is the next best thing to nature?
Answer: Metamucil.
Song: "Where Were You (On Our Wedding Day)?" by Lloyd Price
#113
Realm: Movies
Question: At one point in "Adam's Rib," Spencer Tracy pulls a gun on Katherine Hepburn. What does he do with the gun at the end of the scene?
Answer: He eats it. (It was made of licorice.)
Song: "Everyone's Gone to the Moon," by Jonathan King
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