| 262 | A Bunch of Mindless Jerks Who'll Be the First Up Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes |
| 255 | Uncle Doobie, Goodtime Slim, and the Great Frisco Freak-Out |
| 242 | The Artist Formerly Known as Bob Ross (freshmen) |
| 211 | Santa's Little Secret Service |
| 190 | Uluating Eliamosinary New York Times Correction Society |
| 174 | Hot Jen * |
| 156 | The Bad News Bears |
| 133 | Love Handles * |
| 116 | E Burris Stigano (or "I buried Stig," if you will) |
| 115 | Horny Melons * |
| 102 | Sideshow Bob |
| 73 | Flaming Bitches * |
| 43 | Lonely Llamas |
| 23 | Tasmanian Tree Biters of the North |
| 12 | Orson (???) |
| 10 | Take Me, Dear God, But Save Michael Jackson |
| 5 | Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie |
| 4 | Williams E |
| 4 | Booger |
| 4 | Big McDonald's in My Head |
| 3 | Dom Grillo's Special Little Guy |
| 3 | I Got Chunks of Guys Like You in My Stool |
| 2 | Release the Weasel |
| 2 | Booze is Your Best Drug Value |
| 2 | Ethan's Buddy with a Tip On |
| 2 | Unemployed in Greenland |
| 2 | Still Looking for a Frog Prince (from France) |
| 2 | Bill Wants to Play Too |
| 2 | James Brown: None More Funky |
| 1 | That Distended, Bloated Feeling |
| 1 | Worse Than an Onion Fart |
| 1 | Leo Gorcey Loves My Hot Cheese Stick |
| 1 | Scuba Rabbi |
| 1 | Elvis Needs Lessons |
| 1 | Bill Clinton is Not Retiring |
| 1 | Play MORE King Missile |
| 1 | Moose Carrot |
| 1 | He Went and Did The Cat Instead; He's a Weird Monkey |
(*probably longer names)
A good race, with Mindless Jerks only assuming first place in the eighth hour of play.
Uncle Doobie's total was aided by an infusion of 6 or 7 extra players from Des' New York-heavy squad. However, it was immediately depleted by the defection of a bunch of people who became Santa's Secret Service, and played down the hall for fun (not, strictly speaking, a defection, since over half the team had not played the last contest and the new team had been planned before the contest). The net effect of the counteracting moves is tough to quantify, but must be considered close to "nil."
The biggest event in the scoring was the very strong debut showing from continuing trivia force Bob Ross, who have never finished out of the top three since.
The Doobie team (minus the New Yorkers, but with the Secret Santas) were coming off a win as "Can't....Do.....Plaid....(thud)." In fact, they were coming off three wins in a row.
The Santa faction would reunite with their traditional Doobie partners the following spring, while retaining the New York mob. The amalgamation won as "We Make Holes in Teeth!," beating Elvis Needs Boats (now "Certain Unnamed Persons in Taffeta") in overtime. Elvis/Taffeta would then win the Holes in Teeth contest, as Gentle Tongue-Tongue.