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THE CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTING HOUR BONUS

  1. What three features does Hobbes like in women?

  2. What heart-warming inscription did Calvin's first Valentine's card to Susie contain?

  3. What is Calvin's favorite cereal?

  4. Calvin won't eat any cereal unless it meets one basic requirement. What is that requirement?

  5. Calvin devotes his Saturday mornings to tooth-rotting cereal and mind-rotting cartoons, which render him incoherent and hyperactive for the rest of the day. What special benefit does Calvin get from this behavior?

  6. According to Calvin, his Saturday morning cartoons contain the three components of classic entertainment. What are those three classic ingredients?

  7. We all know that Calvin makes his thespian debut as an onion. What role does Susie get in that same play?

  8. Hobbes advises Calvin that once Calvin learns to ride a bicycle, he'll never forget. Calvin likens this to what other life experience?

  9. When Calvin has to read and summarize a newspaper article for the class, which article does he pick?

  10. Calvin and Hobbes ask the all-knowing Ouija board if Calvin will ever become President. The ouija board responds "G-O-D-F-O-R-B-I-D." Calvin then asks the all-knowing Ouija board how it knows all of life's answers. How does the Ouija board respond?

  11. After Hobbes gives Calvin a remarkably botched haircut, how does Hobbes attempt to restore Calvin's good looks?

  12. Aside from function, what is the distinction between Calvin's time machine, and his original transmogrifier?

  13. On the first trial of the time machine, Calvin and hobbes mistakenly go back into the past rather than forward into the future. What went wrong?

  14. We all know that Miss Wormwood is Calvin's teacher, but who is Mr.Spittle?

  15. According to Calvin, food should be both nutrition AND entertainment. What are Hobbes' two culinary criteria?

  16. According to Calvin's school essay, "After School In My House," Calvin really doesn't mind being chained in the basement or having meat thrown down to him. What is it that he DOES mind?

  17. What does the acronym G.R.O.S.S., the name of Calvin and Hobbes' secret club, stand for?

  18. Why don't tigers have to go to school?

  19. On their way back from Mars, Calvin and Hobbes put their geography knowledge to the test. How do they manage to find their house?

  20. Since the whole idea is "to be the scariest thing you can think of, "what does Hobbes dress up as for Halloween? How about Calvin?

  21. If "Point A is twice as far from Point C as Point B is to A" and "the distance from Point B to Point C is 5 inches," how does Calvin resolve the dilemma of discovering the distnace between Point A and Point C?

  22. According to the rhyme, girls are made of "sugar and spice and everything nice," whereas boys are made of "snips and snails and puppy-dogtails," What are tigers made of?

  23. The World According to Calvin's Dad.....What explanation does Calvin's dad give in response to the followingquestions?

    a) How do they determine the load limit for bridges?

    b) How do people make babies?

    c) Why does the sun go east to west?

    d) Why does the sun turn red at sunset?

    e) How do lightbulbs and vacuum cleaners work?