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MOVIE Q-AND-A AUDIO BONUS

24 questions from 24 movies were played. Teams were required to identify the movie from which the question had been extracted-- and to answer the question as it is answered in the film. Production by Paul Kahn, questions picked by Des Devlin, Paul Kahn, Ted Benson, and others.

  1. Monty Python And The Holy Grail
    "Is there someone else we can talk to?'
    "No! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

  2. This Is Spinal Tap
    "Does that means it's louder? Is it any louder?"
    "Well, it's one louder, isn't it?"

  3. Goldfinger
    "Do you expect me to talk?"
    "No, Mister Bond, I expect you to DIE!"

  4. Tootsie
    "I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?"
    "How do you feel about Cleveland?"

  5. Ghostbusters
    "They caused an explosion!" "Is this true?"
    "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." (see movie for context)

  6. Batman
    "What are you?"
    "I'm Batman."

  7. Roxanne
    "What am I afraid of HER for? She's no rocket scientist!"
    "Well, actually, she IS a rocket scientist."

  8. Being There
    "Have you ever had sex with a man?"
    "No.....I don't think so."

  9. Bull Durham
    "What DO you believe in, then?"
    "I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, the high fiver, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone! I believe that there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the Designated Hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, softcore pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days. Good night."

  10. The Princess Bride
    "Why won't my arms move?"
    "You've been mostly dead all day."

  11. Blazing Saddles
    "Why would Hedley LaMaar care about where the choo-choo goes?"
    "Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."

  12. Hannah and Her Sisters
    "If there's a God, why is there so much evil in the world? Just on a simplistic level, why, why are there Nazis?"
    "Tell him, Max." "How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works."

  13. The Wizard Of Oz
    "Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
    "Ohhhh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!"

  14. Casablanca
    "....regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life." "But what about us?"
    "We'll always have Paris."

  15. Sudden Impact
    "We're not just going to let you walk out of here." "Who's 'WE,' sucker?"
    "Smith.....and Wesson...and me."

  16. Rain Man
    "How was that?"
    "Wet."

  17. Some Like It Hot
    "I'm engaged!" "Congratulations, who's the lucky girl?"
    "I am."

  18. The Adventures of Robin Hood
    "Are you really interested in learning why I turned outlaw? Or are you afraid of the truth--or me, perhaps?"
    "I'm afraid of nothing, least of all you."

  19. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    "What do you think of him?"
    "Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."

  20. Citizen Kane
    "Don't you think it's rather unwise to continue this philanthropic enterprise, this Enquirer that's costing you a million dollars a year?"
    "You're right, Mr. Thatcher, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars NEXT year! You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in...... sixty years."

  21. A Night At The Opera
    "However, out of that three dollars, you know he'll have to pay an income tax." "Oh, an income tax." "Yes, you know there's a federal tax, and a state tax, and a city tax, and a street tax, and a sewer tax." "How much does this come to?"
    "Well, I figure if he doesn't sing too often, he can break even."

  22. Diner
    "You son of a bitch, you're a virgin, aren't you?"
    "Technically."

  23. The Terminator
    "Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there, or what?"
    "(Bleep-beep-buzz-whir-etc) Fuck you, ass-hole."

  24. Gone With The Wind
    "Oh, Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?"
    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."