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MOVIE Q-AND-A AUDIO BONUS
24 questions from 24 movies were played. Teams were required to identify the movie from which the question had been extracted-- and to answer the question as it is answered in the film. Production by Paul Kahn, questions picked by Des Devlin, Paul Kahn, Ted Benson, and others.
- Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"Is there someone else we can talk to?'
"No! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
- This Is Spinal Tap
"Does that means it's louder? Is it any louder?"
"Well, it's one louder, isn't it?"
- Goldfinger
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
- Tootsie
"I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?"
"How do you feel about Cleveland?"
- Ghostbusters
"They caused an explosion!" "Is this true?"
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." (see movie for context)
- Batman
"What are you?"
"I'm Batman."
- Roxanne
"What am I afraid of HER for? She's no rocket scientist!"
"Well, actually, she IS a rocket scientist."
- Being There
"Have you ever had sex with a man?"
"No.....I don't think so."
- Bull Durham
"What DO you believe in, then?"
"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, the high fiver, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone! I believe that there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the Designated Hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, softcore pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days. Good night."
- The Princess Bride
"Why won't my arms move?"
"You've been mostly dead all day."
- Blazing Saddles
"Why would Hedley LaMaar care about where the choo-choo goes?"
"Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."
- Hannah and Her Sisters
"If there's a God, why is there so much evil in the world? Just on a simplistic level, why, why are there Nazis?"
"Tell him, Max." "How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works."
- The Wizard Of Oz
"Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
"Ohhhh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!"
- Casablanca
"....regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life." "But what about us?"
"We'll always have Paris."
- Sudden Impact
"We're not just going to let you walk out of here." "Who's 'WE,' sucker?"
"Smith.....and Wesson...and me."
- Rain Man
"How was that?"
"Wet."
- Some Like It Hot
"I'm engaged!" "Congratulations, who's the lucky girl?"
"I am."
- The Adventures of Robin Hood
"Are you really interested in learning why I turned outlaw? Or are you afraid of the truth--or me, perhaps?"
"I'm afraid of nothing, least of all you."
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"What do you think of him?"
"Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."
- Citizen Kane
"Don't you think it's rather unwise to continue this philanthropic enterprise, this Enquirer that's costing you a million dollars a year?"
"You're right, Mr. Thatcher, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars NEXT year! You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in...... sixty years."
- A Night At The Opera
"However, out of that three dollars, you know he'll have to pay an income tax." "Oh, an income tax." "Yes, you know there's a federal tax, and a state tax, and a city tax, and a street tax, and a sewer tax." "How much does this come to?"
"Well, I figure if he doesn't sing too often, he can break even."
- Diner
"You son of a bitch, you're a virgin, aren't you?"
"Technically."
- The Terminator
"Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there, or what?"
"(Bleep-beep-buzz-whir-etc) Fuck you, ass-hole."
- Gone With The Wind
"Oh, Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?"
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."