Death By Chocolate: Charles Guiteau
| a.k.a. |
Death By Chocolate: Guiteau |
| Location(s) |
Colorado, New York City, Moscow, Arlington, Cambridge |
| Members |
Ben K.
Lexi G.
Lesya M.
Allie S.
Mary Kate G.
Ruben C.
And others |
| Williams Classes |
'19, '21 |
| Trash Talk |
We'll crush you harder than Charles Guiteau did James Garfield's presidency |
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I'm not a cat
| a.k.a. |
I'm not a cat |
| Location(s) |
Osaka, Japan |
| Members |
A rag-tag bunch of washed-up has-beens with a chip on their shoulder and a score to settle |
| Williams Classes |
Where is Williams exactly again? |
| Trash Talk |
The salmon bones I put in there last night really should have been bagged individually |
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Jack Is da Bomb
| a.k.a. |
Jack Is da Bomb |
| Location(s) |
Olympia, WA |
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Somehow, you made it worse
| a.k.a. |
Somehow, you made it worse |
| Location(s) |
St. Charles, Illinois |
| Members |
Christ
Finn
Greg
Kelly
Lindsay
Mike
Porkchop |
| Williams Classes |
None, unless someone wants to claim us as their representative. |
| Trash Talk |
We're polite Midwesterners. What's trash talk? |
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Cream Cowboys
| a.k.a. |
Cream Cowboys |
| Location(s) |
Toronto |
| Members |
Steve
Amanda
Pete
Busta
Kate
John
Syd |
| Williams Classes |
'69 |
| Trash Talk |
The best part of waking up is cowboys in your cup. |
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The Mysterious Raccoonpossumrat of Citi Field
| a.k.a. |
Raccoonpossumrat |
| Location(s) |
Long Island |
| Members |
Dave '06
Laurie '05
Steve '04 (jumped ship from Sock Monkey) |
| Williams Classes |
'05, '06 |
| Trash Talk |
We just like to have fun. Rats in New York are a thing! |
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The Adventures of Sherlock Gnome
| a.k.a. |
Sherlock Gnome |
| Location(s) |
the GJCU (Gnomeo and Juliet Cinematic Universe) |
| Members |
various gnomes |
| Williams Classes |
22 |
| Trash Talk |
i'm g-not a g-nelf, i'm g-not a g-noblin...
i'm a g-nome...and you've been GNOMED |
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He's Dead, Jim
| a.k.a. |
He's Dead, Jim |
| Location(s) |
Mostly Indianapolis... plus Boston, New Hampshire, Connecticut, California.... |
| Members |
Aubrey Kenefick '16
Alex Meyer '16
Noah Krawitz '17
Dan Kenefick '11
Maddie Weingarten 'lol
Tim Kenefick '80
Karon Walker '80
Peter Howd '79
+ other friends, another Dan, and a tortoise |
| Williams Classes |
2017, 2016, 2011, 1980, 1979 |
| Trash Talk |
Literal garbage. |
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Trebecois
| a.k.a. |
Trebecois |
| Williams Classes |
2015 |
| Trash Talk |
What is Trebecois? |
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The Brady Bunch
| a.k.a. |
The Brady Bunch |
| Location(s) |
A yacht in Tampa Bay |
| Williams Classes |
'14 |
| Trash Talk |
Once you see us in action you'll be as deflated as an AFC Championship football...wait |
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The Bad Logans
| a.k.a. |
The Bad Logans |
| Location(s) |
Morgan, Sloan, the wider world |
| Members |
Alan, Ryan, Ethan, Nick, Paul, Joe, Rohun, Marlon, Lev, the ACTUAL Logan, others? |
| Williams Classes |
'22 |
| Trash Talk |
That's a nice trivia contest you've got there. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it... |
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National House of Pancakes
| a.k.a. |
NHoP |
| Location(s) |
San Francisco Bay Area |
| Members |
Jenn, Tim, and potentially some others dropping in |
| Williams Classes |
None |
| Trash Talk |
We'll drench you in our syrupy spite and buttery badness |
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Occam's Toothbrush
| a.k.a. |
Occam's Toothbrush |
| Location(s) |
James MacGregor Burns's old barn in Williamstown |
| Members |
Robert Kent, Helen Mango, Raf Francis, Dan Aramini, Greg Smith, Greg Pliska, Gary Selinger (all, hopefully present). Also possibly Darbus Oldham (Swarthmore '17) and possible colleagues. |
| Williams Classes |
'83, '84, '85 |
| Trash Talk |
As our eyesight is failing, we can no longer even see you in our rear view mirror as we go zooming by. |
|
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No picture! |
So Sad
| a.k.a. |
So Sad |
| Location(s) |
MA |
| Williams Classes |
'90 |
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Hand-to-Hand Wombat
| a.k.a. |
Wombat |
| Location(s) |
Acton MA, Mountain View CA, E. Longmeadow MA |
| Members |
Hannah Bloch, Lois Cappellano, Dan Bloch, Becca Mamlet, Sarah Mamlet, Alex Bartholomew |
| Williams Classes |
'84 |
| Trash Talk |
I refuse to get involved. It's a total waste. |
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Charlie's Staying Up Late
| a.k.a. |
Charlie |
| Location(s) |
AR, NY |
| Members |
Dom Grillo and Des Devlin |
| Williams Classes |
'89 |
| Trash Talk |
Good Grief |
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These Trivialities Demean Me I Must Away and Tend to My Ravens
| a.k.a. |
These Trivialities Demean Me |
| Location(s) |
New York and Arkansas |
| Members |
Des Devlin and Dom Grillo |
| Williams Classes |
1989 |
| Trash Talk |
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, especially Tonga questions. |
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No picture! |
No picture! |
Collective Foole
| a.k.a. |
Collective Foole |
| Location(s) |
Various locations across America |
| Members |
Christopher Fisher |
| Trash Talk |
Veterans (and two-time winners) of the Worlds Largest Trivia Contest! 90fmtrivia.org |
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Four Guys Just Being Dicks
| a.k.a. |
Four Guys Just Being Dicks |
| Location(s) |
MA, CT, NE, WA |
| Members |
- Elvis Presto
- Omar der Zeltmacher
- The Provost of Vice
- Booten Von Johnson |
| Williams Classes |
'89 |
| Trash Talk |
We actually are dicks. |
|
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No picture! |
Raven Charlie
| a.k.a. |
Raven Charlie |
| Location(s) |
Nah@gmail.com |
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The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North!
| a.k.a. |
Treebiters |
| Location(s) |
THE NORTH! (Tampere, Finland) |
| Members |
Chris Aylott '91 and various and sundry related troublemakers, including quite possibly Chocolate the Cat. |
| Williams Classes |
'91 |
| Trash Talk |
Death to the Opposition! |
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breadstick
| a.k.a. |
breadstick |
| Location(s) |
Williams College |
| Members |
Elaine Yu
Justyn Friedler
Fiona Seibert
Sydnee Dymock
Emily Du
Nik Marakovic
Sonya Dutton
Caroline Case |
| Williams Classes |
'24, '22 |
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Wiki and the Pedias
| a.k.a. |
Wiki and the Pedias |
| Location(s) |
Boston, maybe elsewhere? |
| Members |
James, Chris, maybe others? |
| Williams Classes |
'15 |
| Trash Talk |
yes |
|
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No picture! |
Geezers on Stun
| a.k.a. |
Geezers on Stun |
| Location(s) |
a lonely room |
| Members |
Formerly Kevin Weist, the ex-Charlie Singer, one time Mitch Katz, no longer Wayne Wilkins, not Dave Barnes, William Hahn (but no), and actually Bruce Leddy. |
| Williams Classes |
'83 |
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The Lone Bayonette
| a.k.a. |
The Lone Bayonette |
| Location(s) |
Riverside,CT |
| Members |
PJ Morello |
| Williams Classes |
'72 |
| Trash Talk |
Get off my lawn !!! |
|
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BOMO
| a.k.a. |
BOMO |
| Location(s) |
Actually, Saratoga Springs, NY, and I'll be playing for just for an hour or so! |
| Members |
Tom Gardner '79 |
| Williams Classes |
'79 |
| Trash Talk |
It's a Five O'Clock World! |
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Bite My Shiny Metal Ass From 6' Away
| a.k.a. |
Bender From 6' Away |
| Location(s) |
sequestered at home in NoVA and Farmington Hills, MI - and during exam week in Walla Walla, WA! |
| Members |
Arielle (only Williams attendee) and family - others are GMU '92, RHIT '20 and '18, and Whitman '24; possibly Pratt and CUNY '60s |
| Williams Classes |
'92 |
| Trash Talk |
just about all vaxxed - yay! |
|
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No picture! |
Ice Cream Buffet n+1
| a.k.a. |
Ice Cream Buffet |
| Location(s) |
Riding on cows at Ben and Jerry's |
| Members |
Ronak Dave '17 |
| Williams Classes |
'17 |
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Toast to Toast AM
| a.k.a. |
Toast to Toast |
| Location(s) |
Boston |
| Members |
Ryan Rilinger
Anneliese Rilinger
Matt Rutala |
| Williams Classes |
'17, '20 |
|
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No picture! |
(This one is an error)
| a.k.a. |
yuck-can't delete this |
| Trash Talk |
(duplicate; can't figure out how to delete it) |
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1987 rules
| a.k.a. |
wen |
| Location(s) |
NYC |
| Williams Classes |
87 |
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No picture! |
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AmB+erst, where the B+ isn't silent.
| a.k.a. |
AmB+erst |
| Location(s) |
A call room somewhere |
| Members |
Dr. H and associated patients / nurses / colleagues / friends |
| Williams Classes |
'06 |
| Trash Talk |
https://alumni.williams.edu/200/a-is-for-awesome/ |
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John "Bluetooth" Blutarsky
| a.k.a. |
Bluetooth Blutarsky |
| Location(s) |
Kansas |
| Members |
Steve Homer |
| Williams Classes |
7 years of college down the drain |
| Trash Talk |
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?? |
|
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Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Return of the Revenge of the Secret of the Sock Monkey
| a.k.a. |
Sock Monkey |
| Location(s) |
Somerville, MA |
| Members |
Steve Winslow |
| Williams Classes |
'04 |
| Trash Talk |
Failure is not an option. |
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No Eye Deer
| a.k.a. |
No Eye Deer |
| Location(s) |
Naples, FL |
| Members |
Jules
Charlene |
| Williams Classes |
1976 |
|
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Second Place Stars
| a.k.a. |
Second Place Stars |
| Location(s) |
DC |
| Members |
SWT |
| Williams Classes |
14 |
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Spacer Cats
| a.k.a. |
Spacers |
| Location(s) |
the Internet! |
| Williams Classes |
n/a |
|
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Spacer Cats
| a.k.a. |
Spacer Cats |
| Location(s) |
the Internet! |
| Williams Classes |
n/a |
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SpacerCats
| a.k.a. |
SpacerCats |
| Location(s) |
the Internet! |
| Williams Classes |
n/a |
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No picture! |
Stuck in the Middle
| a.k.a. |
Middle |
| Location(s) |
All over |
| Members |
DD |
| Williams Classes |
'89 |
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Unemployed in Greenland
| a.k.a. |
Unemployed in Greenland |
| Location(s) |
Ann Arbor |
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