| Place | Score | Name |
|---|
| 1st | 306 | Holy Sack and the Resident Vomit Specialists (FROSH) |
| 2nd | 294 | Not Everybody Can Experience the Glory That is Steve's Mom |
| 3rd | 284 | Subtle Plans Are Here Again |
| 4th | 268 | Naked and Reeking of Panda Love |
| 5th | 208 | It's Not Snowing Here |
| 6th | 196 | I Just Tea-Bagged Your Grandma (FROSH) |
| 7th | 169 | Los Banditos Yanquis |
| 8th | 140 | Chris and Chuck: We Hate You All, Please Suck Our Balls |
| 9th | 125 | Butterfly Ballot Blues |
| 10th | 69 | Jed Scattergood is a Mewling, Teary-Eyed Mama's Boy |
| 11th | 48 | I Blame Toby |
| 12th | 45 | The Tasmanian Tree Biters of the North |
| 13th | 37 | BOMO |
| 14th | 32 | Colonel Klink is Starting to Stink |
| 15th | 27 | The Northwest Connecticut Undertaker Fan Club, San Antonio Division, Williamstown Chapter, North Adams Branch |
| 16th | 24 | Magnus Es Your Mom |
| 17th | 22 | Pac-Man Ate the Cherry, But It Was Only Worth 100 Points |
| 17th | 22 | I Am Evil Homer |
| 19th | 21 | Welcome to "TRIVIA.... IS.... JERICHO!" |
| 20th | 14 | Free Your Mind and Derek Will Follow |
| 21th | 13 | M.I.L.F. |
| 22nd | 10 | Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos |
| 23rd | 9 | I Want to Touch the Llama |
| 23rd | 9 | Dilbert |
| 25th | 8 | Little Ge |
| 25th | 8 | I'd Like to Cut You Open and See Where They Live |
| 25th | 8 | Jet Lag |
| 28th | 7 | The Johnson Brothers |
| 29th | 5 | Gee, Zoe, I'm Sorry Your Boyfriend Got Eaten By Kittens |
| 29th | 5 | Marry Me, David Duchovny |
| 29th | 5 | Hive Mind: Core Contingent |
| 32nd | 4 | It Puts the Lotion in the Basket |
| 32nd | 4 | Anni Bruno is a Hobag Pile of Shit |
| 32nd | 4 | I Would Blame Jen, but I'm Very Very Afraid To |
| 35th | 2 | Chris Warren Should Never Be Allowed to Write a Bonus Again! |
| 35th | 2 | Mike Veloso Ate Oob, But the Soul Still Burns |
| 35th | 2 | If We Lose By One Point on an Electoral College Question, You Are So Dead |
| 35th | 2 | Parliament-Funkadelic |
| 35th | 2 | Beer |
| 35th | 2 | Kim Cleland is a Gabby Punk-Ass Vet Student (FROSH) |
| 35th | 2 | My Rectum Has Always Been My Nemesis |
| 35th | 2 | That Wry Smile.... That Mischievous Grin.... It Could Only Be Bob Hoskins |
| 35th | 2 | Scott Canty is a Mewling Little Mama's Boy |
| 35th | 2 | Hey! This Contest Doesn't Suck! |
| 35th | 2 | Adam Bloom is Very Cold. He is Cold, Cold, Cold. Please Share Body Heat with Adam Bloom. |
| 35th | 2 | Please Help Me, I'm Short and Have No Hair |
| 35th | 2 | Don't Touch the Llama |
| 35th | 2 | Oops.... Josh Lawton Did It Again |
| 35th | 2 | I Can't Believe They Actually PAY Me to Kill People! |
| 35th | 2 | We Put the "Fun" in "Fundamentalist Dogma" |
| 35th | 2 | Heath Dill Is As Sexy As Dick Cheney |
| 52nd | 1 | Incubus With the Wrong Dress |
| 52nd | 1 | I Like Your Tie, Can I Suck Your Cock? |
| 54th | 0 | A Bunch of Well-Hung Chads |
| 54th | 0 | Ganzer's Really Helpful Hints Line |