Sick Humor

Ren & Stimpy

1. What are Ren & Stimpy's full names?
   Ren Hoak; Stimpson J. Cat

2. In what year do Ren & Stimpy's space adventures take place?

3. What is their Prime Directive?

4. According to Dr. Stupid, why do some camels have one hump, and others two?

5. Why does the Frilled Ren inflate its neck sac?

6. "Back off, man! Don't make me use this!" What weapon is Ren talking about?

7. What breed of dog is Ren?
   Chihuahua

8. What three steps are involved in preparing for Yak-Shaving Day?

9. What was Stimpy's first material possession?

10. Who makes "Log"?
    Blammo

11. What's the motto of "Gritty Kitty" kitty litter?

12. What prizes does Gritty Kitty offer in its contest?

13. "When *I* was young, we ate......" Finish.

14. Where was the littlest giant from?

15. What kind of medicine does Nurse Stimpy give Ren?

Howard Strern

16. Who performs the Stern TV theme?
    Some group with a name like "Dark Angel."

17. Which member of the Ren & Stimpy creative team has been a frequent guest on the Stern radio show?
    Billy West (voice man for R&S).

18. What question did Stuttering John ask the Dalai Lama?
    "How did it feel to wake up one day and realize you were God?" ALSO, "Do many people come up to you and say, "Hello, Dalai"?"

19. What Stuttering John question did Keith Hernandez refuse to answer?
    "Which Met had the biggest equipment?"

20. How did Morton Downey Jr. respond to Stuttering John's questions?
    By punching the gobble-lipped goof. (Who do you possibly root for?)

21. How did "Baba Booey" get his nickname?
    Show producer Gary Dell'Abate is an avid collector of cartoon cels. One day, he was being mocked for his stupid hobby. He defended himself by quoting their alleged worth, and the pleasure they gave him. One of his favorites, Dell'Abate said, was his limited-edition "Baba Booey" (Quickdraw McGraw's sidekick). One problem. The character's actual name is "Baba Looie." Stern & Co. mocked Dell'Abate harder for collecting characters whose names he didn't even know. The fatal mistake came when Dell'Abate finally retorted that although they were having a good laugh at his expense, he would have the last laugh when it would all be forgotten the next day, and he would still have his cartoon art. By dubbing him "Baba Booey," Stern ensured that the incident would NEVER be forgotten by the show's fans. (Dell'Abate has since trademarked the slur.)

22. On the "Tribute to Breasts" episode, who judged the beauty contest at the show's end?

23. Kenneth Keith Kallenback appeared on the Stern TV show several times, each time attempting to perform a particular stunt. What was it?
    Blow cigarette smoke out his eyes. (He succeeded only in making himself-- and the viewers-- nauseous.)

Charles Addams

24. In creating the Addams Family TV series, Charles Addams had to invent names for his characters, since they were never named in the original cartoons. Network censors approved all his name choices except one, which they forced him to change. Which character was it, and which name did Addams originally propose?
    Puggsley, who Addams wanted to name "Pubert."

25. In an uncredited role, who played "Thing" on the Addams Family TV series?
    "Itself."

26. In one of Addams' cartoons, a sign reads "Occupancy by more than 31 persons is dangerous and unlawful." What's unusual about the setting?

27. In the Addams Family movie, what's the combination of the family vault, and how do they remember it?
    ??, Eyes-fingers-toes

28. On the TV series, what is the name of Wednesday's pet Black Widow spider?
    Homer.

29. What is their address on the series?
    000 Cemetary Drive.

Truly Tasteless/National Lampoom

30. Which is easier to unload, and why: a truckload of bricks or a truckload of babies?
    The babies, because with them, you can use a pitchfork.

31. Why did the first, second, and third monkeys fall out of the tree?

32. "Mommy, Mommy, why do I keep running in circles?"
    "Shut up, or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor."

33. "Mommy, Mommy, I hate Suzie's guts!"
    "Shut up and finish, or you'll get no dessert."

34. According to Dick Ballantine, why did God allow President Kennedy to be assassinated?

35. For $25,000, name 4 famous Mickeys!

36. For $15,000, name a small sea animal!

37. According to Flash Bazbo, how did Neil Young die?

38. According to Roger DeSwanns, who invariably plays the blues the best?

39. What is the first line of the "Front Row Center" adaptation of Dostoyevzky's "The Idiot"?

Misc.

40. In the film "Dr. Strangelove," what were the names of the two H-bombs within Kong's bomber?
    "Dear John" and "Hi There."

41. Which of Strangelove's hands performs the Nazi salute?
    The metal one.

42. What are Fritz the Cat's last words before being blown up?

43. Tom Lehrer-- what's the maximum the game laws will allow?
    Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow

44. Tom Lehrer-- why shouldn't Boy Scouts smoke pot when the Scoutmaster's around?
    "....they only will insist that it be shared."

45. Dead Milkmen-- why can't Frankie give Annette his class ring?

46. Steve Martin-- why should you put a woman on a pedestal?
    So you can look up her dress.

47. John Entwhistle-- Where is Roller Skate Kate?

48. Young Ones-- why is crucifixion no good as a method of suicide?